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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2008, 09:16:15 AM »
That seems more like it!

I traveled home from Wales in my pjs yesterday.  redface:
What if you'd had a crash?  scared2:


Given what most people I see in Motorway service areas wear would anyone have noticed?



'Less they were babydoll see-through PJs  eyes: BUT somehow I don't think they were. Prolly brushed cotton with bunnies or something on them. ::)

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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2008, 09:17:11 AM »
That seems more like it!

I traveled home from Wales in my pjs yesterday.  redface:
What if you'd had a crash?  scared2:


Given what most people I see in Motorway service areas wear would anyone have noticed?



'Less they were babydoll see-through PJs  eyes: BUT somehow I don't think they were. Prolly brushed cotton with bunnies or something on them. ::)

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Any excuse welcomed I see.   lol:
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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2008, 11:09:20 AM »
Now the over chatty painter has called to say he can start work tomorrow. Mrs Nick has decided to clean the room and hoover the carpet before he comes!! WHY???? Banghead

Life is short.  Enjoy it!

Dust if you must .......   but wouldn't it be better to paint a picture or write a letter,  bake cookies or a cake and lick the spoon or plant a seed,  ponder the difference between want and need?!

Dust if you must, but there's not much time . . . . with beer to drink , rivers to swim and mountains to climb ,  music to hear and books to read, friends to cherish and life to lead.

Dust if you must ... but the world's out there with the sun in your eyes,  the wind in your hair,  a flutter of snow, a shower of rain. This day will not come around, again.

Dust if you must , but bear in mind, old age will come and it's not kind. . . And when you go - and go you must - you, yourself will make more dust!

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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2008, 11:13:06 AM »
Now the over chatty painter has called to say he can start work tomorrow. Mrs Nick has decided to clean the room and hoover the carpet before he comes!! WHY???? Banghead

Life is short.  Enjoy it!

Dust if you must .......   but wouldn't it be better to paint a picture or write a letter,  bake cookies or a cake and lick the spoon or plant a seed,  ponder the difference between want and need?!

Dust if you must, but there's not much time . . . . with beer to drink , rivers to swim and mountains to climb ,  music to hear and books to read, friends to cherish and life to lead.

Dust if you must ... but the world's out there with the sun in your eyes,  the wind in your hair,  a flutter of snow, a shower of rain. This day will not come around, again.

Dust if you must , but bear in mind, old age will come and it's not kind. . . And when you go - and go you must - you, yourself will make more dust!

(Pam Ayres, eat your heart out!)

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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2008, 11:27:17 AM »
Quentin Crisp says that after the first five years you don't notice the dust anymore.
Although this quote claims he said four years but the point is still well made.
See also his quote about keeping up with the Joneses

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/211644.stm
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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2008, 11:28:09 AM »
He's at home cleaning Nick .... You know it, I know it and most of all LL knows it.

No, he can honestly say he isnt cleaning. He is tidying.  point:
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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2008, 11:28:17 AM »
I was trying to find that Crisp quote too!
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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2008, 11:31:45 AM »
Quentin Crisp says that after the first five years you don't notice the dust anymore.
Although this quote claims he said four years but the point is still well made.
See also his quote about keeping up with the Joneses

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/211644.stm

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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2008, 03:56:09 PM »
"Quentin Crisp was born Denis Pratt on Christmas Day 1908 to, as he called them, "middle-class, middle-brow, middling" parents in Sutton, Surrey."

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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2008, 04:01:15 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Don't worry TMR ... It's not catching but any excuse for a pint of Youngs can't be all bad.

Have you seen your doctor yet?
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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2008, 04:03:16 PM »
I am building up a thirst.

He didn't go to any of our schools though.

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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2008, 04:15:22 PM »
I am building up a thirst.

He didn't go to any of our schools though.

It's the name on his birth certificate that is making me think...we know someone with a similar name!

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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2008, 04:17:10 PM »
I am building up a thirst.

He didn't go to any of our schools though.

It's the name on his birth certificate that is making me think...we know someone with a similar name!

yeah, but Snakey will hump anything (female) that's got a pulse.

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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2008, 04:21:45 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

Don't worry TMR ... It's not catching but any excuse for a pint of Youngs can't be all bad.

Have you seen your doctor yet?

Not yet - but it is on the "to do list". Before the week is out, definitely.

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Re: Pointless cleaning (wimmin again)
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2008, 04:33:48 PM »
I am building up a thirst.

He didn't go to any of our schools though.

It's the name on his birth certificate that is making me think...we know someone with a similar name!


I appreciate that but remember there are a lot of Pratts in and around Surrey  lol:
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