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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2008, 02:40:10 PM »
Can we raise the level here a bit please - this offends my delicate Grammar school nature...
















A chap at school said he wanked 20 times one night and it did not affect his sight at all, although his knob, it seems resembled mincemeat in the morning.
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2008, 02:41:14 PM »
It was Wench wot started it!
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2008, 02:44:33 PM »

Can we raise the level here a bit please - this offends my delicate Grammar school nature...


We could raise it but this would pose more of a danger for the Barman as he might trip and fall.
Mind you the bar will now have to have ramp access and everything. Tis going to cost him a fortune.





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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2008, 02:46:48 PM »
Easily solved Miss D, We just have to retrain Snoops as a guide dog.  whistle:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2008, 02:49:02 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:46:48 PM
Easily solved Miss D, We just have to retrain Snoops as a guide dog.  whistle:

Pure genius  lol:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2008, 02:51:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 03, 2008, 02:36:26 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 02:18:56 PM
Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it.  ::)

Can you over wank ??????

I do have a friend that once gave himself friction burns.  eeek:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2008, 02:52:22 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 02:18:56 PM
Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it.  ::)
Oh Wenchy!  noooo:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2008, 02:54:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 03, 2008, 02:49:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:46:48 PM
Easily solved Miss D, We just have to retrain Snoops as a guide dog.  whistle:

Pure genius  lol:


Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21   eeek:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2008, 02:55:02 PM »
See over wanking.
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2008, 02:56:03 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2008, 02:54:21 PM
Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21   eeek:

So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind.  whistle:


But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops.....  eyes:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2008, 02:57:08 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2008, 02:54:21 PM
Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21   eeek:

So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind.  whistle:


But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops.....  eyes:

 rubschin: He seems quite capable of that without help.
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2008, 03:00:13 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2008, 02:57:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2008, 02:54:21 PM
Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21   eeek:

So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind.  whistle:


But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops.....  eyes:

 rubschin: He seems quite capable of that without help.
It's just close up stuff...  noooo:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2008, 03:00:32 PM »
True Snoops, I'm certain he is somehow related to Nick.
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2008, 03:01:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 03, 2008, 02:36:26 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 02:18:56 PM
Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it.  ::)

Can you over wank ??????
I think so, there is a formulae about stroke to length or sumfink like that
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2008, 03:02:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2008, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2008, 02:57:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2008, 02:54:21 PM
Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21   eeek:

So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind.  whistle:


But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops.....  eyes:

 rubschin: He seems quite capable of that without help.
It's just close up stuff...  noooo:


So LL led me to believe  eeek:
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