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Offline Snoopy

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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2008, 03:03:14 PM »
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Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it.  ::)

Can you over wank ??????
I think so, there is a formulae about stroke to length or sumfink like that


That's why there's a rim round the top ..... to stop your hand slipping off.
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2008, 03:05:06 PM »
Don't some people have the rim chopped off.  rubschin:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2008, 03:06:06 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 03:05:06 PM
Don't some people have the rim chopped off.  rubschin:

Some people also have their hands chopped off as well - whaddya do then  rubschin:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2008, 03:06:19 PM »
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Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21   eeek:

So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind.  whistle:


But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops.....  eyes:

 rubschin: He seems quite capable of that without help.
It's just close up stuff...  noooo:


So LL led me to believe  eeek:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2008, 03:06:50 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 03:05:06 PM
Don't some people have the rim chopped off.  rubschin:

Erm...no. Would you have your pink lettuce chopped off?
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2008, 03:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 03:05:06 PM
Don't some people have the rim chopped off.  rubschin:

Just the helmet cover, not the whole bloody helmet!
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2008, 03:08:57 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2008, 03:06:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 03:05:06 PM
Don't some people have the rim chopped off.  rubschin:

Erm...no. Would you have your pink lettuce chopped off?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2008, 03:16:20 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2008, 03:06:50 PM
Erm...no. Would you have your pink lettuce chopped off?

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Good god no - don't we suffer enough already (this is a rhetorical question  lol:)
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Offline tel

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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2008, 03:23:59 PM »
Be glad you live in the west.
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2008, 03:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 03:05:06 PM
Don't some people have the rim chopped off.  rubschin:

Biology not your strong subject then?

Study your Welshman and address such questions to him. When he stops laughing he may even give you the answer.
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2008, 03:29:01 PM »
 redface:

I shall play closer attention in future.
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Offline tel

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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2008, 03:30:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2008, 03:26:53 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 03:05:06 PM
Don't some people have the rim chopped off.  rubschin:

Biology not your strong subject then?

Study your Welshman and address such questions to him. When he stops laughing he may even give you the answer.

You know that Wench is a bit on the naive side.

Mind you saying that about Wenchy, I had a girl-friend that thought men used toilet paper when they went for a leak. She had a fit of the giggles, when I explained the shaking process.
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2008, 03:31:13 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 03:29:01 PM
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I shall play closer attention in future.

Will you need glasses?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2008, 03:36:22 PM »
Quote from: tel on March 03, 2008, 03:30:34 PM
You know that Wench is a bit on the naive side.
Mind you saying that about Wenchy, I had a girl-friend that thought men used toilet paper when they went for a leak. She had a fit of the giggles, when I explained the shaking process.

I have known men that do that and don't shake as they consider it unhygenic eeek:

Also they would only sit on the loo to 'go' - never stand up  rubschin:
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Re: I can’t see!
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2008, 03:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 03, 2008, 03:36:22 PM
Quote from: tel on March 03, 2008, 03:30:34 PM
You know that Wench is a bit on the naive side.
Mind you saying that about Wenchy, I had a girl-friend that thought men used toilet paper when they went for a leak. She had a fit of the giggles, when I explained the shaking process.

I have known men that do that and don't shake as they consider it unhygenic eeek:

Also they would only sit on the loo to 'go' - never stand up  rubschin:
Generally after many pints...  whistle:
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