The all new Left Handers thread

[Barman]

Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’

 

"Paedophiles are most likely to be left handed and have attached earlobes " 

I don't think I have heard of anyone but Van Gogh with detached earlobes.

And that policeman on Reservoir Dogs... 

OK, so there are only two dead or imaginary people who definitely aren't kiddie fiddlers, therefore all lefties are?

[Steve]

Speaking as a right hander with normal ear lobes, what a load of Maily Telegraph shite

And to think the Telegraph was once a quality paper before they sacked their higher paid journalists and told the rest to copy stories off the Daily Mail website (true)

So what's going to happen next?  Are left handed people going to sue the Telegraph for being accused of being fiddlers or are fiddlers going to sue them for being accused of being left footers? 

[Darwins Selection]

Speaking as a right hander with normal ear lobes, what a load of Maily Telegraph shite

And to think the Telegraph was once a quality paper before they sacked their higher paid journalists and told the rest to copy stories off the Daily Mail website (true)

So what's going to happen next?  Are left handed people going to sue the Telegraph for being accused of being fiddlers or are fiddlers going to sue them for being accused of being left footers? 

All the right-handed fiddlers will sue for discrimination I expect.

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .

[Darwins Selection]

Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .

Honestly, I am over 16?

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .

Honestly, I am over 16?

[Barman]

Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .

Honestly, I am over 16?

[miss Tchevious]

 

[Nick]