My late father always used to say that if you went bald at the front than you were sexy, if you went bald at the back then you were a thinker.
Presumably those who go bald right through only think they are sexy.
Sorry BM .... I promised myself I wouldn't get into this personal insult stuff ..... but you know how it is, when the LLs away the Bonio supply drops off and a hound gets to thinking.