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Ken Dodd
« on: March 05, 2008, 11:33:55 AM »
We were meant to see him on Jan 1st but he was whipped into hospital. Rescheduled for tonight. Gonna be a late night.

Not sure how funny he is. Full report tomorrow.
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2008, 09:32:19 AM »
Well I was impressed. He kicked off at 7 and permitted us a brief interval at 10! Theatere staff advised it was likely to go on till at least 2. We left about 11, even so The Boy is still asleep and off school for the day.

True, most of the audience appear to have been let out from a Home for the Bewildered ("Most of you have been reported missing") but the energy, professionalism and sheer presence were impressive. Old jokes told with great panache, quite a few surprises and lots of ad libs (To man with long hair and beard "Where were you born?" "Walsall", "Becuase you look more like you were trapped") Merciless piss taking of people going to the toilet (on outward and inbound journeys) and some old fashioned variety acts of the kind I thought no longer existed: BIG GIRL doing Streisand songs and weird woman with guitar and lots of teeth singing C&W. And a 15 year old magician whi did some amazing stuff with pigeons which had The Boy standing on his seat.

Glad we went. And he can still sing.

The Boy insisted on purchasing a tickling stick ( evil:) which will now do duty against hte cobwebs.
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2008, 09:47:09 AM »
Well that quip made me laugh!
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2008, 10:11:34 AM »
Received from a friend this morning

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saw him on a Sunday night in Bath (of all places) some years back –when as per usual he finished long after the last bus & train had left. 

 

His opening lines – which have stuck in my memory ever since – were “Ooo Missus, what a lovely day it is today.  It’s just the type of day for going round to Anne Widdecombe’s house, shoving a cucumber through the letter box and shouting ‘the Martians have arrived’”.

 


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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2008, 02:09:56 PM »
Nick .... you are in danger of becoming a fan.
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2008, 02:13:44 PM »
Perhapsa. Watching the clip is nowhere near the same as seeing the real thing. The stage presence is phenomenal. . He is not a big man but he looked immense on stage and had the audience in the palm of his hand every second.


Witness an e mail from a mate of mine earlier (also a journalist)

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When I was a humble hack on the Waltham Forest Guardian, in my cub reporting days, I had what I thought would be the onerous task of interviewing Bruce Forsythe, appearing at the London Palladium. Worse, I thought, it involved "free tickets" for the whole bloody performance, with the interview afterwards.

In the event, he was stunning! Brilliant! A tour de force. I laughed like a drain throughout. Not far into the performance, I realised that television removes so much live spontanity and reduces everything to a bland formula when it comes to the good old music hall act.

Nothing I have witnessed in the subsequent 30 years has led me to think otherwise. I can imagine Ken Dodd bringing the house down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8FbJLrpbAs
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2008, 02:26:21 PM »
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2008, 02:29:07 PM »
Banghead

Maybe you should go and see him?

Effing hell. He works hard for 81! Look at this list!!

http://www.kendoddshows.com/
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2008, 02:40:30 PM »
He needs to .... isn't he still paying off the Revenue boys?
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2008, 02:41:18 PM »
Not by the cut of the Roller in the car park last night. I believe he genuinely enjoys it!
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2008, 02:43:34 PM »
Yes .... I have often wondered what drives people with more money than they can ever spend into carrying on working. The roar of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd I s'pose
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2008, 02:46:09 PM »
It was last night. No concessions so ticket revenue was £20K. Assume the support acts were on Equity minmum they got a pittance each. Minimal equipment and then the hall hire. He walked off with £10K at least.

Multiply with all his gigs and factor in bigger venues, record royalties, merchandise and TV stuff..............
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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2008, 04:35:16 PM »
£10k ?  He's having a laugh.  ;)

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Re: Ken Dodd
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2008, 04:36:14 PM »
Less 40 pence in the pound income tax.  whistle:
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