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Offline TG

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Monogamy
« on: March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM »
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2008, 04:06:32 PM »
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2008, 04:07:38 PM »
See I can't click on that from work. These tiny url things are all well and good but give no indication as to whether it is safe or not.

South Wales!?!?!?  eeek:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2008, 04:08:01 PM »
Part of customer review -

My partner is quite shy so found some of the things a bit too much, but you can just repick cards or do the things you feel most comfortable doing. Obviously you need to both be in the mood, but you also need to have a bottle of something on stand by, some nice nibbles and about 2 hours of uninterrupted time.


2 hours? That's longer than a rugby match!
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2008, 04:09:45 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 04:07:38 PM
See I can't click on that from work. These tiny url things are all well and good but give no indication as to whether it is safe or not.

South Wales!?!?!?  eeek:

monogamyonline.com/

Cowbridge.  eeek:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2008, 04:12:58 PM »
Ahhh it's like dice things. You throw them and one has an action and one has a body part? Is that right?

Cowbridge, is lovely. Lots of expensive shops!
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2008, 04:15:09 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 04:12:58 PM
Ahhh it's like dice things. You throw them and one has an action and one has a body part? Is that right?

Cowbridge, is lovely. Lots of expensive shops!

Have you ever looked to see if they make a shopping board-game?

You'd never have to go outside again.
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2008, 04:16:42 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 04:12:58 PM
Ahhh it's like dice things. You throw them and one has an action and one has a body part? Is that right?

Cowbridge, is lovely. Lots of expensive shops!

Hopefully, a board game will keep us out of expensive shops!  ;)
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2008, 04:19:52 PM »
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2008, 04:21:46 PM »
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Re: Monogamy
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2008, 04:25:18 PM »
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM »
Quote from: tailgunner on March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2008, 07:09:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

It's hard work being married to a scouser. My backs done in, not to mention my ears.  cry:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2008, 07:15:19 PM »
Quote from: tailgunner on March 05, 2008, 07:09:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

It's hard work being married to a scouser. My backs done in, not to mention my ears.  cry:
lol: lol: lol:
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