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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2008, 07:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2008, 07:19:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he?  rubschin:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2008, 07:22:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:19:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he?  rubschin:

That would be "sicks" only he'd have a bleckman to carry it for hm.
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2008, 07:26:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:22:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:19:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he?  rubschin:

That would be "sicks" only he'd have a bleckman to carry it for hm.
A kaffa...
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2008, 07:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM  whistle:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2008, 07:29:49 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2008, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM  whistle:
Snoopy...  whistle:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2008, 08:14:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:29:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2008, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM  whistle:
Snoopy...  whistle:



Don't be cruel ...... you know I can't get it up because of these fvcking Valium.
If SWMBO gets that look in her eye I have to lay off the pills for 24 hours by which time I am a nervous wreck and she has gone off the idea  sad24:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2008, 08:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:29:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2008, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM  whistle:
Snoopy...  whistle:



Don't be cruel ...... you know I can't get it up because of these fvcking Valium.
If SWMBO gets that look in her eye I have to lay off the pills for 24 hours by which time I am a nervous wreck and she has gone off the idea  sad24:
happy100
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2008, 09:16:16 PM »
Fanks pal  ;)
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2008, 10:21:10 PM »
Snoops, is it your tiny url that puts her off :-)

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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2008, 05:43:57 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 05, 2008, 10:21:10 PM
Snoops, is it your tiny url that puts her off :-)


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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2008, 08:47:11 AM »
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2008, 09:38:37 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:22:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:19:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he?  rubschin:

That would be "sicks" only he'd have a bleckman to carry it for hm.

Correct.

Secks is an old Edinburgh (Morningside) quip.

By the same token, a 'bleckman' in that part of the world is an item of chocolate-covered confectionery, even in these PC times.  whistle:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2008, 11:20:08 AM »
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
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Re: Monogamy
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2008, 11:21:52 AM »
What?
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