Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch

[The Moan Ranger]

3 games on the trot, starting 13:15 

Only two tomorrow - one on Sunday at 15.00. Join us Wenchy - you and MRs TMR (to be) can talk about tat and knitting and stuff  

[Barman]

Something tells me Wenchy is about to throw a strop and stalk off with her nose in the air... 

Her dripping nose... 

[Snoopy]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Dripping on toast (Different dripping obviously!)

[Barman]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Dripping on toast (Different dripping obviously!)

Dripping! 

[Snoopy]

OK so why weren't we all fat then?
I blame central heating .... In the past we burned off the surplus keeping warm but fitted carpets and central heating put paid to "nature's way" of controlling our use of calories. That is where the problem started.




Yes I know I am overweight now but that's due to diabetes (Thanks to dctors prescribing unsutable heart medication but failing to spot the pre-dabetic state) and thyroid problems (Thanks to the doctors who over corrected an over-active thyroid but that is another story)

[Barman]

OK so why weren't we all fat then?

Like you said the other day... we get off our arses and burn the calories off...

I used to walk to school home for lunch and back again.

On holidays, we didn’t see our parents; we were running around going out climbing trees, scrumping, etc.

When I went to secondary school (I failed the 11+) I rode there and back every day and when I went to sixth form college I rode there too…

That’s while piling dripping on a slice of white bread and adding loads of salt didn’t make me obese… prolly.

[Bar Wench]

I asked Mr Wench if he wanted to go out for the day on Saturday and he said he couldn't because he had lots of school work. LYING BASTARD! 

[Snoopy]

OK so why weren't we all fat then?

Like you said the other day... we get off our arses and burn the calories off...

I used to walk to school home for lunch and back again.

On holidays, we didn’t see our parents; we were running around going out climbing trees, scrumping, etc.

When I went to secondary school (I failed the 11+) I rode there and back every day and when I went to sixth form college I rode there too…

That’s while piling dripping on a slice of white bread and adding loads of salt didn’t make me obese… prolly.

'cactly but don't forget getting up in the mornings to a freezing cold bedroom, stepping onto the lino, into an equally freezing bathroom then back to the cold bedroom to get dressed before you could go to the kitchen, then only warm room in the house ...... 'cept on Sundays when Dad would have lit the fire in the living room. Weekdays the fire didn't get lit until afternoon by your Mum, 'bout an hour before you got in from school. All that did use up calories to maintain body temperature. My kids moan now if the house is not a constant 26 degs plus throughout and they can walk around in tee shirts even when it is freezing outside.  I don't think they know what a pullover is.


Wenchy ..... I thought you would have learned by now. Never trust a Welshman.

[Bar Wench]

I keep hoping that he will change. 

He has had his sport allowance for the week!

[tel]

Bring him to us and so we can enjoy taking the piss when Ireland trample Wales.

[Barman]

I keep hoping that he will change. 

He has had his sport allowance for the week!

I thought you were too ill to go out? 

[Snoopy]

I keep hoping that he will change. 

He has had his sport allowance for the week!

 

[Bar Wench]

I keep hoping that he will change. 

He has had his sport allowance for the week!

I thought you were too ill to go out? 

I am feeling better today!

NO SPORT FOR MR WENCH!

[Snoopy]

Does this leave you wth a vacancy to fill?









I used vacancy instead of spare slot.

[Grumpmeister]

You could alway stry the jealousy card Wenchy, if you have a good looking male friend wait till Mr Wench is about to leave then just make a causal comment that he will be dropping round a little later...