Man enjoying a holiday in Spain where he goes to watch the bull fighting .... Just for the experience. Afterwards he goes into a local cafe and orders the special of the day. He has never enjoyed a meal more and calls the proprietor over to compliment him. He asks what the meat was and is told that because they are so close to the bull ring the special dish is prepared using the bulls testicles which, by tradition, are cut off at the end of the fight and presented to the cafe owner. This is in return for some favour his grandfather had done the bull ring owner during the Spanish Civil War. Anywhooo the holiday progresses and the tourist enjoys all the sights and sounds of a typical Spanish holiday but he never finds another cafe meal that can match that special so on the last day of the holiday he goes back to the cafe and as it is a bull fight day he orders the special meal again. He has a glass or two of the local vino and eventually his meal arrives. He tucks in but is very disappointed, the meal just isn't as good. He calls the cafe owner across and says "Look, I had this special two weeks ago and it was superb, today it is horrible. The meat that was so succulent and tender last time is shrivelled and bitter. The whole thing is awful .... what is the matter? Why is it so different?"
"Well senor" says the cafe owner "The last time you were here we served you the special which, as you know, is made using the testicles of the bull killed in the ring"
"Yes" says the tourist "and?"
"Well senor ..... eet is like this ...................... Sometimes zee bull ..... he does not lose."
