Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch

[Snoopy]

SWMBO is in the kitchen again. I have been to check on (i) the menu and (ii) the progress.
I find she has cooked enough Basmati rice to feed half of Bangladesh and a minuscule amount of mushroom and chicken sauce which she hopes to spread around five of us. There is about a third of a pint of sauce. I have suggested that, next time she attempts this culinary masterpiece, she ought to reduce the rice by about a third and at least double the sauce. Basically I said "your ratios are all wrong". Harsh words were again spoken. Why does she think I did all the cooking in the pubs we ran or employed a chef to do it? The bloody woman cannot cook .... why does she insist on trying?

[Grumpmeister]

Maybe she wants to learn Snoop. Just a suggestion but get that Delia Smith cheat's cookbook. That should start her off fairly well. 

[Bar Wench]

SWMBO is in the kitchen again. I have been to check on (i) the menu and (ii) the progress.
I find she has cooked enough Basmati rice to feed half of Bangladesh and a minuscule amount of mushroom and chicken sauce which she hopes to spread around five of us. There is about a third of a pint of sauce. I have suggested that, next time she attempts this culinary masterpiece, she ought to reduce the rice by about a third and at least double the sauce. Basically I said "your ratios are all wrong". Harsh words were again spoken. Why does she think I did all the cooking in the pubs we ran or employed a chef to do it? The bloody woman cannot cook .... why does she insist on trying?

Perhaps if you had bothered to cook she wouldn't have started! But NOOOOOO! You wander in there five minutes before dishing up time and find fault with everything!

[Snoopy]

I offered to cook supper at 3pm this afternoon. She declined.

[Bar Wench]

Fair dos then. 

Although to be fair to her, I can cook and yet I still can't get rice amounts right. I always cook enough to feed the street.

[Snoopy]

She has an electric rice cooker and a measuring cup ~ how hard can it be?

[TG]

SWMBO is in the kitchen again. I have been to check on (i) the menu and (ii) the progress.
I find she has cooked enough Basmati rice to feed half of Bangladesh and a minuscule amount of mushroom and chicken sauce which she hopes to spread around five of us. There is about a third of a pint of sauce. I have suggested that, next time she attempts this culinary masterpiece, she ought to reduce the rice by about a third and at least double the sauce. Basically I said "your ratios are all wrong". Harsh words were again spoken. Why does she think I did all the cooking in the pubs we ran or employed a chef to do it? The bloody woman cannot cook .... why does she insist on trying?

Perhaps if you had bothered to cook she wouldn't have started! But NOOOOOO! You wander in there five minutes before dishing up time and find fault with everything!

Mrs TG does that, Nightmare. 

[Snoopy]

Half a cup of uncooked Basmati is enough for anyone. It damn near trebles in size when cooked.

[Bar Wench]

Thing is you say that, I know that, but when I am standing there with the rice and the pan I can't seem to do it.

Rice cooker! You ponce!

[Barman]

I didn't cook enough with my madras the other night... 

How dissapointing is that? 

[Snoopy]

Thing is you say that, I know that, but when I am standing there with the rice and the pan I can't seem to do it.

Rice cooker! You ponce!

Jealousy, Twas all over jealousy 

[Bar Wench]

Yeah but, well but, poncey rice cooker owner!

[Snoopy]

I didn't cook enough with my madras the other night... 

How dissapointing is that? 

Shouldn't have a lot of rice with curry. That's what Nan Bread was invented for.

[Barman]

Yeah but, well but, poncey rice cooker owner!

[Snoopy]

Yeah but, well but, poncey rice cooker owner!

Steams fish or veg at the same time as it cooks the rice as well. Kedgeree made easy  




You know you really want one Wenchy ~ And if you came to live with me ..............
There's also a George Foreman Grill and Griddle.