Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch

[Barman]

I don’t suppose there will be any mention of corned beef and tomato smelling soap in my thread? 


No, I thought not…   

[Grumpmeister]

You are being somewhat difficult today aren't you! 

How can you tell the difference? 

[Bar Wench]

You are being somewhat difficult today aren't you! 

How can you tell the difference? 

Because normally I just think  where as today I feel  . Of course that could be more to do with me than them I suppose. 

[Snoopy]

I don’t suppose there will be any mention of corned beef and tomato smelling soap in my thread? 


No, I thought not…   

The longer LL is away, I've noticed, the more you seem to answer your own questions.
Are you aware that you have started talking to yourself?

[Barman]

I don’t suppose there will be any mention of corned beef and tomato smelling soap in my thread? 


No, I thought not…   

The longer LL is away, I've noticed, the more you seem to answer your own questions.
Are you aware that you have started talking to yourself?

I don't know... am I? 

Yes, I suppose I am... 









 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Grumpmeister]

I don’t suppose there will be any mention of corned beef and tomato smelling soap in my thread? 


No, I thought not…   

The longer LL is away, I've noticed, the more you seem to answer your own questions.
Are you aware that you have started talking to yourself?

To be honest its probably no more than normal Snoops, its just LL normally covers for him so he doesnt look like he is barking 

[Snoopy]

I don’t suppose there will be any mention of corned beef and tomato smelling soap in my thread? 


No, I thought not…   

I could get her to send you some too but I foresee two problems.
(i) Would you use it?  
(ii) On a serious note we sent some out of the country before when we made it "commercially" and the Customs get very shirty about such stuff and want "Laboratory analysis of contents" supported by certificates etc. All very expensive. We told them to piss orf and they confiscated the lot. I assume that their wives enjoyed the benefit but the customer was unhappy.

[Barman]

I don’t suppose there will be any mention of corned beef and tomato smelling soap in my thread? 


No, I thought not…   

I could get her to send you some too but I foresee two problems.
(i) Would you use it?  
(ii) On a serious note we sent some out of the country before when we made it "commercially" and the Customs get very shirty about such stuff and want "Laboratory analysis of contents" supported by certificates etc. All very expensive. We told them to piss orf and they confiscated the lot. I assume that their wives enjoyed the benefit but the customer was unhappy.

I don't want the stinking stuff! I retch at the veryu thought of The Body Shop! See?

But LL & Miss Piggy would be interested if you want to send some to Surrey?

[Snoopy]

I don’t suppose there will be any mention of corned beef and tomato smelling soap in my thread? 


No, I thought not…   

I could get her to send you some too but I foresee two problems.
(i) Would you use it?  
(ii) On a serious note we sent some out of the country before when we made it "commercially" and the Customs get very shirty about such stuff and want "Laboratory analysis of contents" supported by certificates etc. All very expensive. We told them to piss orf and they confiscated the lot. I assume that their wives enjoyed the benefit but the customer was unhappy.

I don't want the stinking stuff! I retch at the veryu thought of The Body Shop! See?

But LL & Miss Piggy would be interested if you want to send some to Surrey?

We'll see what we can arrange.

[tel]

Six day old veg!?!?!?!? 

What do you think you get in the supermarkets?

Farmers market tomorrow.
Apple & raspberry pie time.

No apple and raspberry so we had apple and blackberry. Was indeed  . Mr Wench now admits that perhaps there is a point to be talking to you lot!

Know the man who makes the pise. He said that he hadn't brought much with on Saturday as the weather forecast was lousey.
Did get an apple and raspberry, also a nice piece of bread pudding, which Mrs Tel seems intent on consuming all by herself.

[Nick]

Know the man who makes the pise

A pise artist?

[Barman]

Know the man who makes the pise

A pise artist?

[Bar Wench]

Six day old veg!?!?!?!? 

What do you think you get in the supermarkets?

Farmers market tomorrow.
Apple & raspberry pie time.

No apple and raspberry so we had apple and blackberry. Was indeed  . Mr Wench now admits that perhaps there is a point to be talking to you lot!

Know the man who makes the pise. He said that he hadn't brought much with on Saturday as the weather forecast was lousey.
Did get an apple and raspberry, also a nice piece of bread pudding, which Mrs Tel seems intent on consuming all by herself.

It did start to rain just as were leaving. Gorgeous pie. Wish I could have bought more but Mr Wench put his foot down.

[Nick]

On the pie?