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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #300 on: May 01, 2008, 02:58:52 PM »
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #301 on: May 01, 2008, 04:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2008, 02:47:15 PM
Dinner party tomorrow night.I have decided, after much thought, to make a HUGE corned beef hash! cloud9:
Is Macca coming?  whistle:
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #302 on: May 01, 2008, 05:46:34 PM »
I don't know. Ask his new squeeze.
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #303 on: May 01, 2008, 05:51:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2008, 05:46:34 PM
I don't know. Ask his new squeeze.

Best make that a mega, super sized hash in case she has hollow legs too.
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #304 on: May 01, 2008, 06:32:48 PM »
I have ordered everything I need online (for the first time) scared2:
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #305 on: May 01, 2008, 06:37:39 PM »
2 Kilos Potatoes, 2x Tins Corned beef, Half kilo onions, 2 Tins beans, 2 x3 litre boxes Tesco Cabernet Sauvignon. Herbs and spices, salt and pepper to taste from  your store cupboard.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #306 on: May 01, 2008, 06:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
I have ordered everything I need online (for the first time) scared2:
Disaster then...  noooo:
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #307 on: May 01, 2008, 07:20:10 PM »
I think I forgot a crucial ingredient.But I don't know what it is! scared2:
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #308 on: May 02, 2008, 04:53:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2008, 07:20:10 PM
I think I forgot a crucial ingredient.But I don't know what it is! scared2:
Corned Beef by any chance?  whistle:
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #309 on: May 02, 2008, 05:40:24 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2008, 05:51:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2008, 05:46:34 PM
I don't know. Ask his new squeeze.

Best make that a mega, super sized hash in case she has hollow legs too.

At 0640hr's that went dowm well Snoopy  lol:
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #310 on: May 02, 2008, 07:14:35 AM »
So my mate's wife calls up "just to let you know" that she is averse to certain foods. Namely offal and shellfish.

"So you won't go for my liver and whelk surprise then?"

I forgot that she doesn't have a sense of humour evil:

It's going to be a long evening!
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #311 on: May 02, 2008, 08:36:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2008, 07:14:35 AM
So my mate's wife calls up "just to let you know" that she is averse to certain foods. Namely offal and shellfish.

"So you won't go for my liver and whelk surprise then?"

I forgot that she doesn't have a sense of humour evil:

It's going to be a long evening!

We used to have someone like that ~ In the end I suggested that when invited to supper she might care to bring sandwiches  eveilgrin: They stopped coming round.
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #312 on: May 02, 2008, 08:37:33 AM »
Let's hope she likes CORNED BEEF HASH! cloud9:
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #313 on: May 02, 2008, 08:46:38 AM »
Why on earth do you keep inviting people round that have no sense of humour?

Which online lot did you use? They vary greatly in their ability to substitute products with intelligence.
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Re: Corned beef & tomato sandwiches for lunch
« Reply #314 on: May 02, 2008, 08:48:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2008, 06:38:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
I have ordered everything I need online (for the first time) scared2:
Disaster then...  noooo:

No not really, Gandalf and Bonehead are going to love Nick now as he's just sent over enough food to last Ethiopia the next decade.  point:
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