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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2008, 03:07:57 PM »
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2008, 03:08:28 PM »
What's it famous for?

Not being one sided you idiot!  evil:

More like a front loader

One's always bigger than the other though.

'Specially on barmaids. Unless they remember to pull pints with alternate hands. H&S at Whitbread Brewery told Mrs S that when we had a pub.
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2008, 03:08:56 PM »
It's true. So I did.

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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2008, 03:09:02 PM »
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Red?

Really, how intersting. Do tell us more.

And who is your favourite film star?
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2008, 03:10:22 PM »
What's it famous for?

Not being one sided you idiot!  evil:

More like a front loader

One's always bigger than the other though.

'Specially on barmaids. Unless they remember to pull pints with alternate hands. H&S at Whitbread Brewery told Mrs S that when we had a pub.

In that case they should make arse fired pumps (alternate pints only)
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2008, 03:10:53 PM »
It's true. So I did.


Made no diff to Mrs S .... still as flat as an ironing board.
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2008, 03:11:20 PM »
Perhaps you needed a pair to start with.

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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2008, 03:12:40 PM »
Could barman offer pumps of various sorts and other chemicals to help us all out of our challenges? He could make a fortune.

How are your bowels these days?
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2008, 03:13:55 PM »
Perhaps you needed a pair to start with.


Would have helped I reckon. Now the first Mrs S would have beaten most girls across the finishing line. Perhaps that was the attraction ... the obvious difference.
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2008, 03:14:16 PM »
Could barman offer pumps of various sorts and other chemicals to help us all out of our challenges? He could make a fortune.

How are your bowels these days?
I'm fine... I like this pumps idea...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2008, 03:15:17 PM »
Wenchy, where do you stand on whalebone?

ANd thongs??
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2008, 03:18:24 PM »
Wenchy, where do you stand on whalebone?

ANd thongs??
thongs...  eyes:
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2008, 03:19:26 PM »
Athk nithely and she might thing one for uth.
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2008, 03:20:14 PM »
Athk nithely and she might thing one for uth.
A thexy thong?  whistle:
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Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2008, 03:21:08 PM »
Perhaps you needed a pair to start with.


Would have helped I reckon. Now the first Mrs S would have beaten most girls across the finishing line. Perhaps that was the attraction ... the obvious difference.

That reminds me of a Ken Dodd joke.

OK another time.

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