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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #330 on: July 05, 2008, 11:18:03 AM »
Wish her Happy Birthday from me  lol:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #331 on: July 05, 2008, 11:24:26 AM »
Tesco, washing, read the Torygraph, and a BBQ Birthday party with a brassy blonde this evening  eyes:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #332 on: July 05, 2008, 11:25:20 AM »
Will do. The free beer is, I believe, London Pride. Shame!

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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #333 on: July 05, 2008, 11:28:27 AM »
The Teenage Hormone Wrecjk is on work experience for the next two weeks. This morning with 48 hours to go before I am due to deliver her to her place of employment she and her mother have decided that she has nothing suitable to wear  Banghead

Minor is at Cub Camp so I am looking after Minimus whilst the wimmin go shopping .... I have not therefore even got my morning paper yet as they said they would be a hour at most and would bring the paper back with them. That was three hours ago cussing:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #334 on: July 05, 2008, 11:29:49 AM »
Quite typical. What sort of "work" will she be doing?
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #335 on: July 05, 2008, 11:50:33 AM »
In keeping with her longer term ambitions she is spending two weeks as a gofer to the County Archaeologist. This will involve some office work, some cataloguing, a day or two manning an exhibition stand and visits to a number of sites. All in all a good intro to the work that she wishes to do when she finishes Uni.

Her careers co-ordinator at school is livid that she has landed such a position (having previously deemed it to be impossible) and was even more miffed to discover two days ago when she summoned the child to interrogate her about what she would be doing and instructed her to telephone the County Personnel Dept to confirm matters that the THW direct dialled the County Archaeologist from her mobile and said "Hi Fiona, its me, can you confirm to Miss XXXXX that we are all set for next week." Said teacher then discovered that daughter is a member of the Young Archaeologists Club run by the aforementioned Fiona and has been booked by her to deliver a talk on and give a demonstration of Medieval Braiding Techniques. "What do you know about that subject?" she sneered. "Well" said THW "Actually quite a lot" and pulled from her bag a book on the subject "This was written by my God Mother, I helped her with the research ~ we made a lot of the braids used in the costumes by the Globe Theatre company during their last season"
THW reports that teacher then dismissed her from the room without another word. As the dear child put it so sweetly "It's really rather fun to be able to say 'Bollocks' to a teacher and know there is nothing she can do about it"
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #336 on: July 05, 2008, 11:52:26 AM »
Excellent stuff!! happy088 happ096
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #337 on: July 05, 2008, 12:14:21 PM »
I was rather proud of her.
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #338 on: July 05, 2008, 07:23:39 PM »
Fisr free pint of London Pride being supped...

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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #339 on: July 06, 2008, 07:34:32 AM »
 cussing: I want one too
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #340 on: July 06, 2008, 10:00:58 AM »
Oh my head  noooo:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #341 on: July 06, 2008, 11:10:35 AM »
Ditto!

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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #342 on: July 06, 2008, 11:21:04 AM »
Remind me never to drink red plonk again  noooo:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #343 on: July 06, 2008, 11:34:30 AM »
Found the Pride a little bit sweet, could just be me though.

Didn't do gym this morning, settled for a breakfast instead.

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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #344 on: July 06, 2008, 12:02:50 PM »
It wasn't the best Pride - good for constipation though.