The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...

[Barman]

Tesco 

And then blood spattered theatre tonight 

Poor you... take wet wipes...

[Snoopy]

No Rugby for me ~ had to take small boy to Beavers Christmas Party and then car to Tyre Shop to get damaged tyre replaced then back to collect small boy. Left here at 2pm just got back ~ Brass monkey weather all the time waiting for the tyre people because other small boy wanted to watch them work rather than sit in their waiting room.

[Nick]

Mrs Nick made a cake. She forgot it was in teh oven till the smoke alarms went off and then she dropped the reminas on the floor. I expect it's my fault

[Snoopy]

And how are her reminas?

[Barman]

And how are her reminas?

On the floor... 

[Snoopy]

Still?

[Barman]

For sure...

[Snoopy]

Tsk ~ sloppy housekeeping Nick

[Nick]

I made her sweep up all the reminas.She has now announced that she will make it into a trifle. She needs to go shopping to get some stuff. Then she will make a trifle. We are going out at 6.05. I guess we are going to be late, then 

[Snoopy]

Check list for trifle:
Cake pieces
Sherry
Milk
Custard
Jelly
Fruit (optional)
Whipped Cream
Chocolate shavings.

Method: Drink Sherry and give the rest to the kids.

[Nick]

She hasn't returned yet.We leave the house in 15 minutes.......

[Snoopy]

You should make the interval then.

[Bar Wench]

1) Mr Wench has just burnt through is third saucepan in a month
2) Jelly under no circumstances belongs in trifle
3) My back hurts
4) Frozen turkey purchased for Christmas

[Barman]

Trifle - 

[Uncle Mort]

Don't be daft. Trifle is a comfort food and reminds me of being just a boy.