The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...

[Snoopy]

1) Mr Wench has just burnt through is third saucepan in a month Sack him
2) Jelly under no circumstances belongs in trifle You tell my kids
3) My back hurts Keep off it then 
4) Frozen turkey purchased for Christmas Sprouts on yet?

[Nick]

We made it in the usual cloud of burning rubber and recrimination.


 


Mrs Nick is off out for the afternoon leaving me with the Boy.I may hve to bind and gag him 

[Barman]

We made it in the usual cloud of burning rubber and recrimination.


 


Mrs Nick is off out for the afternoon leaving me with the Boy.I may hve to bind and gag him 

[Just One More]

This Saturday I have mostly been putting the finishing touches to the patio. The afternoon will be spent getting plants etc to go around and within it, and I'm not thinking this sort

[The Moan Ranger]

I have spent the morning fixing Excel which decided not to work following a Microsoft update 

[tel]

I have been recording/playing Let It Bleed 

[Barman]

Shopping like... 

[Nick]

I have been recording/playing Let It Bleed 

The Rolling Stones have already done that 

[Darwins Selection]

I have been recording/playing Let It Bleed 

The Rolling Stones have already done that 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Today I wll be mainly shopping at Asda, you will recognise me, I will be in beige with a tartan shopping trolley.

[Darwins Selection]

Today I Will be mainly shopping at Asda, you will recognise me, I will be in beige with a tartan shopping trolley.

Camouflage eh?

You will never be noticed, very cunning. 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Blend into background, as my old instructor used to say, become one with you inner chicken, bok bok!He didn't say that, Ascended Master Ching Rampoche - who also runs the wet fish concession outside the job centre, told me that. I have taken up Buddhism, it helps when you are in the queue at the checkout

[Just One More]

This Saturday I have mostly been pottering around the garden enjoying blue skies and wonderful sunshine. I've even tidied round the back of the sheds 

I shall now head off to the Cotswolds for the rest of the afternoon/early evening 

[Nick]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Barman]

This Saturday I have mostly been moving furniture...