The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...

[Barman]

[snigger] Icy posted a picture of her charlie... 

[Snoopy]

I am having to pay some chap to move the effing piano so that I can commence assembling flat pack furniture!

Right said Fred
Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go


Tried to shift it
Couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Right said Fred
Give a shout to Charlie
Up comes Charlie from the floor below


After straining
Heaving and complaining
We was getting nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Charlie had a think and he thought we ought
To take off all the handles
And the things wot held the candles
But it did no good
Well I never thought it would


Oh
Right said Fred
Have to take the feet off
To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo


Took its feet off
Even took the seat off
Should have got us somewhere but no!
So Fred said let's have another cup of tea
And we said
Right-o


Oh
Right said Fred
Have to take the door off
Need more space to shift the so-and-so


Had bad twinges
Taking off the hinges
And it got us nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Right said Fred
Have to take the wall down
That there wall is gonna have to go


Took the wall down
Even with it all down
We was getting nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Charlie had a think and he said look Fred
I've got a sort of feeling
If we remove the ceiling
With a rope or two
We could drop the blighter through


Oh
Right said Fred
Climbing up a ladder
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow


Was he in trouble
Half a ton of rubble
Landed on the top of his dome!
So Charlie and me had another cup of tea
And then we
Went home

[Snoopy]

[snigger] Icy posted a picture of her charlie... 

I think we were all ignoring the obvious. 

[Barman]

[snigger] Icy posted a picture of her charlie... 

I think we were all ignoring the obvious. 

I'm poorly... 

[Snoopy]

[snigger] Icy posted a picture of her charlie... 

I think we were all ignoring the obvious. 

I'm poorly... 

That'll be poorly as in I have had a surfeit will it?

[ice and a slice]

Honestly, I did think "are they going to take the 'p" but then I thought no......they're far too intelligent for that!

I'll have you know my Charlie is lovely.

[Snoopy]

I bet it is 
















Now look ~ You've dragged me down to BM's level.

[ice and a slice]

I bet it is 

Now look ~ You've dragged me down to BM's level.

He, not 'it' 

[Snoopy]

Look as resident pub hound I have been called much worse then "it" I can assure you. 

[Barman]

I bet it is 

Now look ~ You've dragged me down to BM's level.

Tsk, tsk… you’ve demonstrated an amazing lack of self restraint… 

[Snoopy]

I bet it is 

Now look ~ You've dragged me down to BM's level.

Tsk, tsk… you’ve demonstrated an amazing lack of self restraint… 

 

[Nick]

I am having to pay some chap to move the effing piano so that I can commence assembling flat pack furniture!

Right said Fred
Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go


Tried to shift it
Couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Right said Fred
Give a shout to Charlie
Up comes Charlie from the floor below


After straining
Heaving and complaining
We was getting nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Charlie had a think and he thought we ought
To take off all the handles
And the things wot held the candles
But it did no good
Well I never thought it would


Oh
Right said Fred
Have to take the feet off
To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo


Took its feet off
Even took the seat off
Should have got us somewhere but no!
So Fred said let's have another cup of tea
And we said
Right-o


Oh
Right said Fred
Have to take the door off
Need more space to shift the so-and-so


Had bad twinges
Taking off the hinges
And it got us nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Right said Fred
Have to take the wall down
That there wall is gonna have to go


Took the wall down
Even with it all down
We was getting nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Charlie had a think and he said look Fred
I've got a sort of feeling
If we remove the ceiling
With a rope or two
We could drop the blighter through


Oh
Right said Fred
Climbing up a ladder
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow


Was he in trouble
Half a ton of rubble
Landed on the top of his dome!
So Charlie and me had another cup of tea
And then we
Went home

The Boy was actually playing that song this morning

[Barman]

I am having to pay some chap to move the effing piano so that I can commence assembling flat pack furniture!

Right said Fred
Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go


Tried to shift it
Couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Right said Fred
Give a shout to Charlie
Up comes Charlie from the floor below


After straining
Heaving and complaining
We was getting nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Charlie had a think and he thought we ought
To take off all the handles
And the things wot held the candles
But it did no good
Well I never thought it would


Oh
Right said Fred
Have to take the feet off
To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo


Took its feet off
Even took the seat off
Should have got us somewhere but no!
So Fred said let's have another cup of tea
And we said
Right-o


Oh
Right said Fred
Have to take the door off
Need more space to shift the so-and-so


Had bad twinges
Taking off the hinges
And it got us nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Right said Fred
Have to take the wall down
That there wall is gonna have to go


Took the wall down
Even with it all down
We was getting nowhere
And so
We
Had a cup of tea and


Charlie had a think and he said look Fred
I've got a sort of feeling
If we remove the ceiling
With a rope or two
We could drop the blighter through


Oh
Right said Fred
Climbing up a ladder
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow


Was he in trouble
Half a ton of rubble
Landed on the top of his dome!
So Charlie and me had another cup of tea
And then we
Went home

The Boy was actually playing that song this morning

You need Kidz Rock!

how is the flat pack? Opened the boxes yet? 

[TG]

We are still standing by to help.

Remember, Confucius, he say : When assembling flat pack furniture always burn instructions first.

[Nick]

Moving the piano (£35) has caused some damage to the newly stained floor. I am now off to buy more stain so we can cover the damage. That will take 4 hours to dry so therefore I cannot get flatpacking till tomorrow