The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...

[GROWLER]

Miss Majuna, 5.05 at Kempton.

Christ on a bike M.R. Took me 10 seconds to fathom it out, but YOU made ME laf!! 
Have a beer on me.
Barman. Geremin.

[The Moan Ranger]

Told ya Planet of Sound would win. I got 4-1 on it...whistle...

[Snoopy]

Drinks all round then????

[The Moan Ranger]

I'm only forty quid up, so just drinks for the "special ones". Wait until the 5.50...I will prolly only be thirty up. Unless...

[Barman]

Drinks all round then????

Yay! 

[The Moan Ranger]

Didn't win. Bugger. But the cloud formations over my part of Surrey are spectacular, wish I had a decent camera.

[Just One More]

Shopping, painting, new curtain rails.

Mrs JOM is now making up new curtains, I have a beer poured and am about to watch the Anglo-Welsh cup I recorded earlier

Fancy a sweepstake on how long before I hear, "have you got a minute?"

[Snoopy]

30 mins have elapsed since your post. 'spect ypu are up the steps with a tape measure by now!

[Bar Wench]

Either that or he commented on the curtains and is now having his hand run through the sewing machine!

[Snoopy]

   The voice of experience 

[Bar Wench]

  The voice of experience 

Oh indeed it is!   

[Snoopy]

  The voice of experience 

Oh indeed it is!   

Why am I not surprised 

Mrs S#2 reckons the reason she married me was that I came "House trained" after 20 years with Mrs S#1.
I KNOW when to say "Yes Dear" "That's really nice dear" and when to head for the shed and cower.

[Bar Wench]

Same with Mr Wench. After living with MILFH he is well trained in the art of the fine line between patronising and acquiescing!

[Just One More]

30 mins have elapsed since your post. 'spect ypu are up the steps with a tape measure by now!

Were you watching. It was 17 minutes (not that I was checking)

[Just One More]

Either that or he commented on the curtains and is now having his hand run through the sewing machine!

I was asked for my opinion!. "Do you like them this length, or that length?"
"That length"
"I prefer them this length"
"So why bother asking me?, I'm going back down to watch the rugby"