Either that or he commented on the curtains and is now having his hand run through the sewing machine!
I was asked for my opinion!. "Do you like them this length, or that length?"
"That length"
"I prefer them this length"
"So why bother asking me?, I'm going back down to watch the rugby" 
We all think we've got the worst wumman ey?
Correct. They are ALL the bloody worst. No exceptions, and all as equally damned annoying as the next one.
Anyone who doesn't agree has obviously only known her for less than 6 weeks, either that or they are a total and utter utter down trodden wimpering cowering yes yes yes brown nosed loser.
Stand up to them lads. We WON'T be trampled on.
Come 'The Revolution', it'll be US that's out there fighting, while THEY are hanging up the flamin' curtains, watching never ending repeats of corry and other such shite....just remember that,
OK? 
