The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...

[Nick]

Howard Basford repaired it.Need I say more?

[TG]

Me & Mrs TG put down cushion flooring in the kitchen this morning and we didnt stab each other in the face with the stanley knife even once. I was expecting one of us to be in A&E and the other in the cells.

All is harmonious in the TG household. 

Until the fecking footie starts. 

[GROWLER]

Howard Basford repaired it.Need I say more?

NO! You should have told the insurance company to piss off, and take it to a body repair shop elsewhere.
Bombay have repair centers that I'd trust more tbh, and they use cutlery to do do panel bashing, and tank tape and horse glue for holding panels back together.

[Barman]

Me & Mrs TG put down cushion flooring in the kitchen this morning and we didnt stab each other in the face with the stanley knife even once. I was expecting one of us to be in A&E and the other in the cells.

All is harmonious in the TG household. 

Until the fecking footie starts. 

Does the kitchen door open or are you trapped in there?

[TG]

Me & Mrs TG put down cushion flooring in the kitchen this morning and we didnt stab each other in the face with the stanley knife even once. I was expecting one of us to be in A&E and the other in the cells.

All is harmonious in the TG household. 

Until the fecking footie starts. 

Does the kitchen door open or are you trapped in there?

 

It opens, much to my amazement. 

[Barman]

Me & Mrs TG put down cushion flooring in the kitchen this morning and we didnt stab each other in the face with the stanley knife even once. I was expecting one of us to be in A&E and the other in the cells.

All is harmonious in the TG household. 

Until the fecking footie starts. 

Does the kitchen door open or are you trapped in there?

 

It opens, much to my amazement. 

And there are no unusual lumps in it, missing pets, etc? 

[GROWLER]

Miss mini moose got herself trapped in the back room for 20 minutes this week.
Sliding door that she slammed so hard in her temper following yet another big barney with her brother, that it jumped off the runner and jammed tightly closed.
Needless to say, hollering at him to help oen the door had no effect whatsoever.
Took me 5 minutes with the aid of a screwy to release her. Daft old batlet

[TG]

Me & Mrs TG put down cushion flooring in the kitchen this morning and we didnt stab each other in the face with the stanley knife even once. I was expecting one of us to be in A&E and the other in the cells.

All is harmonious in the TG household. 

Until the fecking footie starts. 

Does the kitchen door open or are you trapped in there?

 

It opens, much to my amazement. 

And there are no unusual lumps in it, missing pets, etc? 

Nope. Both moggies accounted for. Mrs TG accounted for.

You shall not dispupt my inner harmony BM. 

[Barman]

Me & Mrs TG put down cushion flooring in the kitchen this morning and we didnt stab each other in the face with the stanley knife even once. I was expecting one of us to be in A&E and the other in the cells.

All is harmonious in the TG household. 

Until the fecking footie starts. 

Does the kitchen door open or are you trapped in there?

 

It opens, much to my amazement. 

And there are no unusual lumps in it, missing pets, etc? 

Nope. Both moggies accounted for. Mrs TG accounted for.

You shall not dispupt my inner harmony BM. 

Well done you! 

You deserve to sit and watch the footie with a beer...

[TG]

Me & Mrs TG put down cushion flooring in the kitchen this morning and we didnt stab each other in the face with the stanley knife even once. I was expecting one of us to be in A&E and the other in the cells.

All is harmonious in the TG household. 

Until the fecking footie starts. 

Does the kitchen door open or are you trapped in there?

 

It opens, much to my amazement. 

And there are no unusual lumps in it, missing pets, etc? 

Nope. Both moggies accounted for. Mrs TG accounted for.

You shall not dispupt my inner harmony BM. 

Well done you! 

You deserve to sit and watch the footie with a beer...

Watch? Watch! This is Leicester city we are talking about. Its a beer in the kitchen whilst listening to the gimp local radio commentator. And if Tigers are playing its FM radio instead if DAB.

But i care not. 

[Barman]

Me & Mrs TG put down cushion flooring in the kitchen this morning and we didnt stab each other in the face with the stanley knife even once. I was expecting one of us to be in A&E and the other in the cells.

All is harmonious in the TG household. 

Until the fecking footie starts. 

Does the kitchen door open or are you trapped in there?

 

It opens, much to my amazement. 

And there are no unusual lumps in it, missing pets, etc? 

Nope. Both moggies accounted for. Mrs TG accounted for.

You shall not dispupt my inner harmony BM. 

Well done you! 

You deserve to sit and watch the footie with a beer...

Watch? Watch! This is Leicester city we are talking about. Its a beer in the kitchen whilst listening to the gimp local radio commentator. And if Tigers are playing its FM radio instead if DAB.

But i care not. 

OIC 

[Nick]

Tesco beckons me softly from the distance
























 

[TG]

 

[Nick]

And I have now been told to "make a cake"

[GROWLER]

And I have now been told to "make a cake"

TELL her to make it herself....mousy.

You do me 'ed in sometimes, cowering to her demands.
You want ME to come 'round?