The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...

[Uncle Mort]

[Barman]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Collected the hire van at 9, drove to Bracknell, collected a sofa and two chairs from the brother-in-law (to be), thendrove back lugged it all up two flights of stairs to deliver to the son.

Now drinking beer.

[Nick]

Tesco 

May drop in at The Swamp en route to see if Mr Growler is there.

Hangover

[Snoopy]

Lazy day, papers, cricket, accounts, more cricket.

[Pastis]

Hacking cough, shivers, sneezes, spent half of yesterday in bed    Went back to bed today after the essential chores - they've dramatised Dr No on R4 this afternoon, Ian Fleming's 100th birthday on the 28th!  "Welcome to Jamaica, Mr Bond", light relief on a pi$$ awful day.

I have decided to devote tonight to hot toddies; family visit out of town is postponed since they don't want no snivelling specimen of man flu infecting their home or GCSE taking offspring 

Expect further postings over the Bank Holiday to be slightly surreal albeit infrequent. Can someone tell that Wan Ki Moon that I need some high energy biscuits too?

[The Moan Ranger]

"Fervent Prince" at the 4.10 at Haydock has paid for the beer and a chinese at Wing Yip. Mrs TMR(to be) is throwing money at "Boychuck" in the 7.50 at Stratford. Women, eh...

[TG]

Hacking cough, shivers, sneezes, spent half of yesterday in bed    Went back to bed today after the essential chores - they've dramatised Dr No on R4 this afternoon, Ian Fleming's 100th birthday on the 28th!  "Welcome to Jamaica, Mr Bond", light relief on a pi$$ awful day.

I have decided to devote tonight to hot toddies; family visit out of town is postponed since they don't want no snivelling specimen of man flu infecting their home or GCSE taking offspring 

Expect further postings over the Bank Holiday to be slightly surreal albeit infrequent. Can someone tell that Wan Ki Moon that I need some high energy biscuits too?

Get pissed & watch eurovision, failing that get pissed and keep yr PC next to you and I will keep u updated with eurovision.

Failing that go and do something else! 

[Pastis]

Hacking cough, shivers, sneezes, spent half of yesterday in bed    Went back to bed today after the essential chores - they've dramatised Dr No on R4 this afternoon, Ian Fleming's 100th birthday on the 28th!  "Welcome to Jamaica, Mr Bond", light relief on a pi$$ awful day.

I have decided to devote tonight to hot toddies; family visit out of town is postponed since they don't want no snivelling specimen of man flu infecting their home or GCSE taking offspring 

Expect further postings over the Bank Holiday to be slightly surreal albeit infrequent. Can someone tell that Wan Ki Moon that I need some high energy biscuits too?

Get pissed & watch eurovision, failing that get pissed and keep yr PC next to you and I will keep u updated with eurovision.

Failing that go and do something else! 

I feel like I've found a friend... 

There may be a laptop / sofa moment later in the evening...

[TG]

I shall start a thread. Live commentary of eurovision. 

[Pastis]

This might just, maybe, get me through my summer man-flu...

And you know what? Since my sister and family have resisted my generous visit over the weekend  () I feel an urge to get down and dirty.... 

I might even change the broken kitchen tiles on the floor on Monday!

[Snoopy]

A plan so cunning  ~ you could pin a tail on it and etc .......

[Just One More]

This Saturday I shall mostly be in the garden seeing as those jobs didn't get done last week. What Mrs JOM thought was:

WE could have a new border there
WE could remove that dead tree
WE could remove those nettles down in the corner
WE could have a nice area in that corner so we can sit out in the evening sun
WE can get some nice terracotta pots and plants to go on a new plant stand I've seen

So while WE are doing the top four, Mrs JOM will no doubt be attending to the onerous fifth task

We've a lot to get done before 1430hr's when Leeds vs Wigan is on. Sods law states that if I do get a call-out it will be between 1430 and 1700hr's  

[Barman]

This Saturday I shall mostly be in the garden seeing as those jobs didn't get done last week. What Mrs JOM thought was:

WE could have a new border there
WE could remove that dead tree
WE could remove those nettles down in the corner
WE could have a nice area in that corner so we can sit out in the evening sun
WE can get some nice terracotta pots and plants to go on a new plant stand I've seen

So while WE are doing the top four, Mrs JOM will no doubt be attending to the onerous fifth task

We've a lot to get done before 1430hr's when Leeds vs Wigan is on. Sods law states that if I do get a call-out it will be between 1430 and 1700hr's 

Bloody hell mate what is all that about?

Have you been caught out at some heinous crime or something?

[TG]

Leicester Tigers in the premiership final today. 

Oh how deppressed will our football players be? Not very, the tossers. 

It's not on the telly so its me, DAB and a bottle of ale in the kitchen. 

But before that I have to go shopping.