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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #270 on: May 31, 2008, 07:59:10 AM »
Leicester Tigers in the premiership final today.  cloud9:

Oh how deppressed will our football players be? Not very, the tossers.  angry041:

It's not on the telly so its me, DAB and a bottle of ale in the kitchen.  cloud9:

But before that I have to go shopping.  surrender:

Well my darling shopping could take most of day up because i am not ready yet....you could miss the rugby, but nicer being in shops aint it!  point:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #271 on: May 31, 2008, 08:06:44 AM »
Leicester Tigers in the premiership final today.  cloud9:

Oh how deppressed will our football players be? Not very, the tossers.  angry041:

It's not on the telly so its me, DAB and a bottle of ale in the kitchen.  cloud9:

But before that I have to go shopping.  surrender:

Well my darling shopping could take most of day up because i am not ready yet....you could miss the rugby, but nicer being in shops aint it!  point:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #272 on: May 31, 2008, 08:09:27 AM »
I hate to say this but Mrs TG has a warped sense of humour.
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #273 on: May 31, 2008, 08:11:30 AM »
I hate to say this but Mrs TG has a warped sense of humour.
Not warped... sick...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #274 on: May 31, 2008, 08:35:02 AM »
Effing scouser!  cussing:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #275 on: May 31, 2008, 09:07:49 AM »
I hate to say this but Mrs TG has a warped sense of humour.

Don't you men see the greatest pleasure in watching/helping you wives do the shopping, looking around, spending money, just having fun what else could you possibly do!  eyes:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #276 on: May 31, 2008, 10:19:37 AM »
I hate to say this but Mrs TG has a warped sense of humour.

Don't you men see the greatest pleasure in watching/helping you wives do the shopping, looking around, spending money, just having fun what else could you possibly do!  eyes:

There are many things we men can do on a Saturday to have fun. Most involve taking our clothes off. Shopping does not fall into that category.
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #277 on: May 31, 2008, 11:52:23 AM »
Remember Saturday afternoons years ago? Big Daddy, Mick McManus...

P'raps we could introduce this in the Pub   lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7429029.stm  Do we have enough contenders?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #278 on: May 31, 2008, 11:57:50 AM »
I think BM might be persuaded if the wrestlers looked more like this




We could rely on Berek to provide the contestants ~ he is well known in such circles
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #279 on: May 31, 2008, 12:51:39 PM »
Day in on my own  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #280 on: May 31, 2008, 01:08:41 PM »
Well that wasent so bad, we had nice walk to asda which is bout mile an half!  Angry9: (me bloody feet!) but on way we stopped in weatherspoons for brekie, so only was walking around asda for just under two hours, what a treat, all back now an TG is happy too.... cloud9:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #281 on: May 31, 2008, 01:15:12 PM »
Horse racing bets and Young's. TV crews all over the place about the two murdered children :-(

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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #282 on: May 31, 2008, 01:28:33 PM »
Day in on my own  cloud9:

Whilst that describes my usual state, today I'm joined by two chippies making lots of drilling and banging noises in the bedroom  confused:

How's it going lads? asks I. It's all going horribly wrong he joked and beamed back at me. So, more tea then?
Luvverly, guv'nor.

I hope they're out of the bedroom by nightfall  noooo:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #283 on: May 31, 2008, 01:42:54 PM »
What are the chippies screwing? You or each other :-)

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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #284 on: May 31, 2008, 01:47:38 PM »
They're screwing the cupboards... I've screwed down the price  ;)
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