The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...

[Barman]

They're screwing the cupboards... I've screwed down the price 

[TG]

I hate to say this but Mrs TG has a warped sense of humour.

Don't you men see the greatest pleasure in watching/helping you wives do the shopping, looking around, spending money, just having fun what else could you possibly do! 

Notice she left out the bit about how she punched me in the balls in Asda. One second I'm looking at tinned fruit the next 'wham' right in the nuts. 

I kid you not chaps.   

[The Moan Ranger]

Samuel - 16/1. Result! It is sometimes wise to listen to the old gits in the public bar.

[Mrs TG]

I hate to say this but Mrs TG has a warped sense of humour.

Don't you men see the greatest pleasure in watching/helping you wives do the shopping, looking around, spending money, just having fun what else could you possibly do! 

Notice she left out the bit about how she punched me in the balls in Asda. One second I'm looking at tinned fruit the next 'wham' right in the nuts. 



I kid you not chaps.   

Yr fellow pub mates are not here to listen to you, so don't exaggerate my darling, i playfully nudged him in asda, What a wuss! 

[The Moan Ranger]

Mrs TG - you have an evil streak! As wide as the Mersey and equally unappealing.

Weekend for blokes = beer and sport. No more, no less.

So endeth the lesson.

[Barman]

I hate to say this but Mrs TG has a warped sense of humour.

Don't you men see the greatest pleasure in watching/helping you wives do the shopping, looking around, spending money, just having fun what else could you possibly do! 

Notice she left out the bit about how she punched me in the balls in Asda. One second I'm looking at tinned fruit the next 'wham' right in the nuts. 

I kid you not chaps.   

Poor you... 

Would you like me to have her removed from the bar? 

[Mrs TG]

I hate to say this but Mrs TG has a warped sense of humour.

Don't you men see the greatest pleasure in watching/helping you wives do the shopping, looking around, spending money, just having fun what else could you possibly do! 

Notice she left out the bit about how she punched me in the balls in Asda. One second I'm looking at tinned fruit the next 'wham' right in the nuts. 

I kid you not chaps.   

Poor you... 

Would you like me to have her removed from the bar? 

He telling big porkies i kid you not..were are all the female drinkers when you need some moral support...

[Barman]

I hate to say this but Mrs TG has a warped sense of humour.

Don't you men see the greatest pleasure in watching/helping you wives do the shopping, looking around, spending money, just having fun what else could you possibly do! 

Notice she left out the bit about how she punched me in the balls in Asda. One second I'm looking at tinned fruit the next 'wham' right in the nuts. 

I kid you not chaps.   

Poor you... 

Would you like me to have her removed from the bar? 

He telling big porkies i kid you not..were are all the female drinkers when you need some moral support...

I removed them from the bar... 

[Just One More]

This Saturday I shall mostly be in the garden seeing as those jobs didn't get done last week. What Mrs JOM thought was:

WE could have a new border there
WE could remove that dead tree
WE could remove those nettles down in the corner
WE could have a nice area in that corner so we can sit out in the evening sun
WE can get some nice terracotta pots and plants to go on a new plant stand I've seen

So while WE are doing the top four, Mrs JOM will no doubt be attending to the onerous fifth task

We've a lot to get done before 1430hr's when Leeds vs Wigan is on. Sods law states that if I do get a call-out it will be between 1430 and 1700hr's 

Bloody hell mate what is all that about?

Have you been caught out at some heinous crime or something?

If she knew about that I'd be doing a sight more than gardening 

Anyway, border done, dead tree done, nettles removed, the nice area in the corner done (by Mrs Jom), just leaves the pots and stand tomorrow..... oh, and the rugby of course. She was right about the nice area in the corner too, ham sarnies and white wine went down a treat, nice end to a productive day. A shame Wigan didn't turn the tykes over though

[Darwins Selection]

I think BM might be persuaded if the wrestlers looked more like this




We could rely on Berek to provide the contestants ~ he is well known in such circles

Is that picture not going to earn you a whack with a rolled up newspaper when the teat police check in?

[Snoopy]

Without doubt DS ~ but, as I am sure you will agree, it'll be worth it 

[Mrs TG]

I think BM might be persuaded if the wrestlers looked more like this




We could rely on Berek to provide the contestants ~ he is well known in such circles

Is that picture not going to earn you a whack with a rolled up newspaper when the teat police check in?

Its so grotesque, cant understand what men find so wonderful bout it! 

[Snoopy]

Feminist!

[Darwins Selection]

I think BM might be persuaded if the wrestlers looked more like this




We could rely on Berek to provide the contestants ~ he is well known in such circles

Is that picture not going to earn you a whack with a rolled up newspaper when the teat police check in?

Its so grotesque, cant understand what men find so wonderful bout it! 

"It"?

Don't you mean "them"?

[Mrs TG]

I think BM might be persuaded if the wrestlers looked more like this




We could rely on Berek to provide the contestants ~ he is well known in such circles

Is that picture not going to earn you a whack with a rolled up newspaper when the teat police check in?

Its so grotesque, cant understand what men find so wonderful bout it! 

"It"?

Don't you mean "them"?

i meant it as a pic, but i see men see it differantly...
must get some nice hunky sexy men on here too..
or BM could offer his services...