The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...

[The Moan Ranger]

 

[Snoopy]

We are off to Scallyppol. There is a festival on which combines snakes and donkeys 

What can possibly go wrong?

How long have I got?

 

[Nick]

I see they also have skunks in attendance!

http://www.palmhouse.org.uk/whats-on.php

[The Moan Ranger]

I am amusing myself by watching the motorcycle racing and spectating on the fights in the other place 

[Darwins Selection]

. .a festival which combines snakes and donkeys 

Have you and I not previously mentioned seeing such spectacles in exotic places in our earlier years? 

[Nick]

By Christ, tarantulas can jump

The Python tied the Boy up for a bit 

[Nick]

We are off to see the giant mechanical spider this afternoon.WHat fun 

[Snoopy]

Such a giddy social whirl, Today Mechanical Spiders in Scallypool, Tomorrow wine with the CBFT, Monday Donna rubs you up the right way 

[Nick]

wine with the CBFT

 

[Barman]

We are off to see the giant mechanical spider this afternoon.WHat fun 

It will end in tears prolly... 

[Nick]

Especially as we are going by train and last night the tracks were flooded 

[Barman]

Especially as we are going by train and last night the tracks were flooded 

"Train derails drama"

or

"Giant spider falls off building drama"
 

[Nick]

For some reason Mrs Nick wants to take the MiL 

[Darwins Selection]

For some reason Mrs Nick wants to take the MiL 

"Elderly woman breaks neck after tripping on giant cobweb"

[Nick]

Things are looking up!