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Bonk your way to a longer life
« on: March 10, 2008, 01:28:45 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4703166.stm

Well it may cut some ice with some of our nearest and dearest.

But wait, what's this?
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"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."



Well burning 10 calories isn't going to prolong my life noooo:
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2008, 01:32:06 PM »
Having reached that time of life when it takes me all night to get round to doing to do what I used to be able to do all night ....... I think a mug of Bovril would do me more good.  confused:
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2008, 01:33:13 PM »
Meanwhile, in another part of the world, this chap was clearly on some sort of NHS advised exercise regime and got a bit more than he bargained for.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2008, 01:34:38 PM »
Meanwhile, in another part of the world, this chap was clearly on some sort of NHS advised exercise regime and got a bit more than he bargained for.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

 rubschin: Now who do I know who is very fond of goats?
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 01:35:09 PM »
If you are thinking of sheep, I would suggest most of the people in your county.
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 01:40:12 PM »
TBH I was thinking more in terms of a certain beer dispensing person currently "on the loose"
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2008, 01:40:55 PM »
Well he has to have a hobby!
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2008, 01:42:12 PM »
But goats are soooooooooooo smelly.
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2008, 01:45:32 PM »
Perhaps he uses some of LL's perfume. He is trying to get in trim for the big wedding
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2008, 01:48:53 PM »
Surely he can afford a new suit and not wear that one he got married in.

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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2008, 01:49:31 PM »
He is an Elvis impersonator? noooo:
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2008, 01:50:02 PM »
It was all the rage then.
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2008, 02:55:13 PM »
Boys. Both of those BBC articles are old and have been discussed on here before. Do try and keep up.  noooo:

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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2008, 02:59:00 PM »
So sorry. Must be my age. cry:
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Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2008, 02:59:42 PM »
I knew that but I was talkng about BM's Wedding clothes.
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