Not been torched yet if anyone cares.
However, we were aghast today at the actions of the pikeys.
They dismantled a huge water tank the other week. This left 2 girders about 8ft long sticking out the wall about ten feet up. Not wanting to leave even the slightes grain of scrap they proceeded to tie their shabby van to the girder and drive off at speed.
This resulted in the back of the van being lifted violently 2 or 3 feet in the air as it was pulled up short. This was repeated 3 times until the rope broke.
Amazing.
What a bunch of canutes.