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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2008, 12:17:29 PM »
My mother always claimed to be 39 but eventually conceded to being 41 until I pointed out that I was 35 
I can't see the stigma being that different between her being pregnant at the age of 4 or 6.  rubschin:
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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2008, 12:19:17 PM »
I was struggling with that too|!
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« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2008, 12:34:59 PM »
Women don't do foolish ..... they have hormones instead.

Which means it isn't our fault and we can't be blamed for it!  cloud9:

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« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2008, 12:36:28 PM »
Women don't do foolish ..... they have hormones instead.

Which means it isn't our fault and we can't be blamed for it!  cloud9:

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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #49 on: March 12, 2008, 12:55:34 PM »
if you MUST spend £50 then do what me and Mrs C do, give a £50 donation to Oxfam in their name then look at their faces when they open the envelope

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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #50 on: March 12, 2008, 01:04:44 PM »
Awwwww. Bless. Happy Birthday Miss Piggy!
28...  noooo:

My oldest is 14!!  point:

I had her when I was very young as well.  whistle:

Having said that at least you're over the teenage years - pure hell!!!  All strop and cheek.  ::)

My oldest is 40 this year. The youngest was 7 in January.

Glutton for punishment!!!  So is your youngest your grandchild's Aunt/Uncle? (if you see what I mean  confused: )

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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #51 on: March 12, 2008, 01:56:53 PM »
Awwwww. Bless. Happy Birthday Miss Piggy!
28...  noooo:

My oldest is 14!!  point:

I had her when I was very young as well.  whistle:

Having said that at least you're over the teenage years - pure hell!!!  All strop and cheek.  ::)

My oldest is 40 this year. The youngest was 7 in January.

Glutton for punishment!!!  So is your youngest your grandchild's Aunt/Uncle? (if you see what I mean  confused: )

Yes ... My youngest is seven ... he is indeed Uncle to my Granddaughter who is 18.
When she was younger she had a great deal of trouble getting her head round the concept. Now he delights in telling her that she must do as he tells her 'cos she is his neice.
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40yo Son .... his children are 18(F), 16(M) and 12(M)
38yo Daughter her child is 13(F)
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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #52 on: March 12, 2008, 02:20:00 PM »
I was an uncle at 4!

And it's niece btw eveilgrin:
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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #53 on: March 12, 2008, 03:06:49 PM »
I was an uncle at 4!

And it's niece btw eveilgrin:
The ol' I before E except after C trick eh? Cunning...  rubschin:
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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #54 on: March 12, 2008, 03:09:10 PM »
I was an uncle at 4!

And it's niece btw eveilgrin:
The ol' I before E except after C trick eh? Cunning...  rubschin:
He thought it was before C as well.  ::)
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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #55 on: March 12, 2008, 04:00:19 PM »
I knew a guy who ended up as his own uncle. Mind you, it was in Norfolk
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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #56 on: March 12, 2008, 04:32:14 PM »
I knew a guy who ended up as his own uncle. Mind you, it was in Norfolk

Not surprising then.

Sorry about the Typo Nick ..... I will try harder no matter what the pressures of vomitting children, reluctant heating engineers, oil delivery drivers and appointments with the County Council to collect nomination papers for the upcoming elections (No Wenchy that is not Chinese).
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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #57 on: March 12, 2008, 04:43:00 PM »
I knew a guy who ended up as his own uncle. Mind you, it was in Norfolk

Not surprising then.

Sorry about the Typo Nick ..... I will try harder no matter what the pressures of vomitting children, reluctant heating engineers, oil delivery drivers and appointments with the County Council to collect nomination papers for the upcoming elections (No Wenchy that is not Chinese).
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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #58 on: March 12, 2008, 05:01:01 PM »
Serious answer is no ..... not me because I prefer to publish and edit the community magazine and to do that I have to remain independent in order that I may criticise at will. As a council member I would have to forfiet that ability.
Because the locals display sheep like tendencies I feel it necessary to round up a few volunteers to put forward as candidate otherwise we get no election, the same old crew nominate one another and nothing ever changes. Four years ago I did this, forced a ballot and got roundly slagged off by certain members of the council for my pains. It was the first actual ballot in 27 years. I intend to do the same this year so I have my "new" candidates that the local council know nothing about until the nominations are published in April. I act as their agent which make more sense to me and it puts them under an obligation  eyes: There is more than one way to kill a cat than feeding it too much cream you know.  ;)

Non serious answer is the Chinese option previously mentioned.
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Re: Wedding gift lists
« Reply #59 on: March 12, 2008, 05:06:38 PM »
Serious answer is no ..... not me because I prefer to publish and edit the community magazine and to do that I have to remain independent in order that I may criticise at will. As a council member I would have to forfiet that ability.
Because the locals display sheep like tendencies I feel it necessary to round up a few volunteers to put forward as candidate otherwise we get no election, the same old crew nominate one another and nothing ever changes. Four years ago I did this, forced a ballot and got roundly slagged off by certain members of the council for my pains. It was the first actual ballot in 27 years. I intend to do the same this year so I have my "new" candidates that the local council know nothing about until the nominations are published in April. I act as their agent which make more sense to me and it puts them under an obligation  eyes: There is more than one way to kill a cat than feeding it too much cream you know.  ;)

Non serious answer is the Chinese option previously mentioned.
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