Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.

[Barman]

Night night.... sweet dreams.   

Night John Boy, Mary Ellen  et al...

[Tinkerbell]

Time for me to hit the hay too...... got to be up early tomorrow! Thanks for the drinks guys... I'll be back tomorrow to see just how deep your pockets are! 

[Grumpmeister]

I'll be back tomorrow to see just how deep your pockets are! 

Depending on your perspective not very deep or inifinite. we've just mastered the art of distracting old baldy while someone else nabs the drinks... 

[Darwins Selection]

Snoopy is in the Gents now, chewing up the urinal blocks.

Did nobody remember to feed him?

[Nick]

He thinks they are minty bonios 

Like dog breath fresheners

[Bar Wench]

He must be on a promise this evening. 

[Nick]

That is as far as it goes, I fear

At his age!

[Darwins Selection]

He must be on a promise this evening. 

Do you like a man with breath like a pine forest then?

[Bar Wench]

He must be on a promise this evening. 

Do you like a man with breath like a pine forest then?

Not moi! I've heard that he has a thing for the cogri three kennles over.

[Barman]

He must be on a promise this evening. 

Do you like a man with breath like a pine forest then?

Not moi! I've heard that he has a thing for the cogri three kennles over.

That's a cross between a Corgi and a what? 

[Bar Wench]

Actually it's a ribald corgi.

[Darwins Selection]

Actually it's a ribald corgi.

Not "Rabid" then?

[Barman]

Actually it's a ribald corgi.

Not "Rabid" then?

Probably will be after he breathes his channel block breath on her...

[Bar Wench]

Actually it's a ribald corgi.

Not "Rabid" then?

That probably would have made more sense. 

[Grumpmeister]

Actually it's a ribald corgi.

Is that one of those 'eclusive' pets for bald Barmen?