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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #60 on: March 12, 2008, 04:09:02 PM »
Actually it's a ribald corgi.

Is that one of those 'eclusive' pets for bald Barmen?  whistle:
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #61 on: March 12, 2008, 04:09:26 PM »
See the royal caption thread.

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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #62 on: March 12, 2008, 04:37:26 PM »
Actually it's a ribald corgi.

Is that one of those 'eclusive' pets for bald Barmen?  whistle:
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« Reply #63 on: March 12, 2008, 07:14:43 PM »
Erm...... this post is about me!!!  Thank you!!!

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« Reply #64 on: March 12, 2008, 08:24:28 PM »
Oops, No answers.  Stopped that one then!!! lol:

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« Reply #65 on: March 13, 2008, 08:32:59 AM »
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...?  eyes:
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« Reply #66 on: March 13, 2008, 09:13:05 AM »
Can you do any interesting tricks with ping-pong balls?
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« Reply #67 on: March 13, 2008, 09:17:52 AM »
Can you do any interesting tricks with ping-pong balls?
Like Forrest Gump you mean?  rubschin:
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« Reply #68 on: March 13, 2008, 09:42:33 AM »
Can you do any interesting tricks with ping-pong balls?
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« Reply #69 on: March 13, 2008, 10:30:54 AM »
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...?  eyes:

Ooh right....

Age 21, tall blonde and slim, very rich, will have a ferarri from someone very soon WHO PROMISED!, keep fit 10 times a week, never drink - ever and never tell lies!

Oh and I can do this amazing trick with ping pong balls and a gherkin.  8)



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« Reply #70 on: March 13, 2008, 10:56:49 AM »
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...?  eyes:

Ooh right....

Age 21, tall blonde and slim, very rich, will have a ferarri from someone very soon WHO PROMISED!, keep fit 10 times a week, never drink - ever and never tell lies!

Oh and I can do this amazing trick with ping pong balls and a gherkin.  8)


That sounds like the entertainment sorted for the next lock-in.

BM. what are you doing with that Ferrari brochure?
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #71 on: March 13, 2008, 12:44:20 PM »
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...?  eyes:

Ooh right....

Age 21, tall blonde and slim, very rich, will have a ferarri from someone very soon WHO PROMISED!, keep fit 10 times a week, never drink - ever and never tell lies!

Oh and I can do this amazing trick with ping pong balls and a gherkin.  8)


That sounds like the entertainment sorted for the next lock-in.

BM. what are you doing with that Ferrari brochure?

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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #72 on: March 13, 2008, 12:45:56 PM »
No he's dead. A gang of goats got him apparently
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #73 on: March 13, 2008, 02:10:53 PM »
No he's dead. A gang of goats got him apparently

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« Reply #74 on: March 13, 2008, 02:12:03 PM »
Most droll.

No, they were all mature
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