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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #105 on: March 13, 2008, 04:34:54 PM »
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Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of?  noooo:
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #106 on: March 13, 2008, 04:44:17 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 13, 2008, 04:32:44 PM
Quote from: ice n'a slice on March 13, 2008, 04:31:25 PM
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HA HA

Bald and poor!  point:

Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in!  point:

BM was once a rich man but he's spent a fortune on hair tonic to make it grow back again, unfortunately he didnt realise you werent supposed to drink it...  whistle:

He now has a very hairy tummy!

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Excellent! The image of BM's ever expanding hairy tummy forcing its way over the kevlar jeans is a good one!
Not at mealtimes it isn't.  sick2:
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #107 on: March 13, 2008, 05:31:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2008, 04:34:54 PM
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Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of?  noooo:

Its dangerous to do that to Nick too much though, he has a tendency to beam Nick-o-rays at people.  scared2:
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #108 on: March 13, 2008, 08:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2008, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2008, 04:34:54 PM
evil:

Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of?  noooo:

Its dangerous to do that to Nick too much though, he has a tendency to beam Nick-o-rays at people.  scared2:
I've been working on Barman-o-rays....  whistle:
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #109 on: March 14, 2008, 06:11:20 AM »
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #110 on: March 14, 2008, 06:30:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2008, 06:11:20 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

How was the Taverna?
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #111 on: March 14, 2008, 06:44:25 AM »
Quote from: ice n'a slice on March 14, 2008, 06:30:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2008, 06:11:20 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

Hang on. At the start of the thread Snoopy said, "How are you my dear, come and sit by the fire and I'll tell you of my experiences over enemy lines."

And then you say, "Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!"

Is Snoopy in for a surprise  rubschin:

I might have to pull up a chair
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #112 on: March 14, 2008, 07:07:20 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 14, 2008, 06:44:25 AM
Quote from: ice n'a slice on March 14, 2008, 06:30:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2008, 06:11:20 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

Hang on. At the start of the thread Snoopy said, "How are you my dear, come and sit by the fire and I'll tell you of my experiences over enemy lines."

And then you say, "Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!"

Is Snoopy in for a surprise  rubschin:

I might have to pull up a chair

A lady never gives all her secrets away! eyes:

So tell me..... should I have had 'Just one more'?
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #113 on: March 14, 2008, 07:28:56 AM »
Quote from: ice n'a slice on March 14, 2008, 07:07:20 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 14, 2008, 06:44:25 AM
Quote from: ice n'a slice on March 14, 2008, 06:30:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2008, 06:11:20 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

Hang on. At the start of the thread Snoopy said, "How are you my dear, come and sit by the fire and I'll tell you of my experiences over enemy lines."

And then you say, "Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!"

Is Snoopy in for a surprise  rubschin:

I might have to pull up a chair

A lady never gives all her secrets away! eyes:

So tell me..... should I have had 'Just one more'?
drumroll: Boom-Tish, well done you...  lol:
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #114 on: March 14, 2008, 07:30:23 AM »
Quote from: ice n'a slice on March 14, 2008, 06:30:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2008, 06:11:20 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

How was the Taverna?
Had a great night but came last in the quiz!  Banghead

Unfortunately our team name – “And in last place…” was prophetic…  sad24:

But at least the quizmaster had top announce, ‘And in last place, ‘And in last place…’’ which always makes me roll with laughter…  noooo:
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #115 on: March 14, 2008, 08:47:04 AM »
Names used in the past include Norfolk an' Good, Norfolk an' Chance, Hoof Hearted
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #116 on: March 14, 2008, 09:02:20 AM »
Our local paper in Suffolk had the headline 'Suffolk and Proud'!

D'ya think no-one noticed! ::)
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #117 on: March 14, 2008, 09:10:51 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 14, 2008, 08:47:04 AM
Names used in the past include Norfolk an' Good, Norfolk an' Chance, Hoof Hearted
I suggested "Fairfax Sykes" at the last quiz we went to.

I still have the burn marks from Mrs DS' 'hard stare'.
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #118 on: March 14, 2008, 09:31:16 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2008, 09:10:51 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 14, 2008, 08:47:04 AM
Names used in the past include Norfolk an' Good, Norfolk an' Chance, Hoof Hearted
I suggested "Fairfax Sykes" at the last quiz we went to.

I still have the burn marks from Mrs DS' 'hard stare'.
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Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
« Reply #119 on: March 14, 2008, 09:46:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2008, 08:57:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2008, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2008, 04:34:54 PM
evil:

Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of?  noooo:

Its dangerous to do that to Nick too much though, he has a tendency to beam Nick-o-rays at people.  scared2:
I've been working on Barman-o-rays....  whistle:

In other words you've been polishing baldybonce so that the rays are reflected...  whistle:
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