Getting lumbered

[Nick]

The chatty painter finishes today. As Mrs Nick fled the house this morning she said " Can you pay him before he leaves?"

I asked him how much.

£830!!

CASH

[Bar Wench]

I honestly don't know where I could find that amount of cash at short notice. Don't the banks only allow you to withdraw £200 a day. I know when I needed to do more than that I had to jump through a silly amount of hoops.

[Barman]

Ask for a receipt!

Materials                   £156.38
Labour                      £200.00
Chatting to Mrs. Nick   £350.00
VAT                         £123.62

Total                        £830


 

[Nick]

I honestly don't know where I could find that amount of cash at short notice. Don't the banks only allow you to withdraw £200 a day. I know when I needed to do more than that I had to jump through a silly amount of hoops.

Fortunately, and for reasons I cannot explain, I have three current accounts and therefore three debit cards.

This does not make me any happier!

[Bar Wench]

That is still only £600

[Nick]

He can have the rest tomorrow. He starts work on next door's house!

[Barman]

I honestly don't know where I could find that amount of cash at short notice. Don't the banks only allow you to withdraw £200 a day. I know when I needed to do more than that I had to jump through a silly amount of hoops.

Small change for Nick - he prolly carries that much in his wallet all the time... 

[Nick]

I rather think not!

[Grumpmeister]

I honestly don't know where I could find that amount of cash at short notice. Don't the banks only allow you to withdraw £200 a day. I know when I needed to do more than that I had to jump through a silly amount of hoops.

Small change for Nick - he prolly carries that much in his wallet all the time... 

Are you talking about Nick's disaster fund? 

[Barman]

I honestly don't know where I could find that amount of cash at short notice. Don't the banks only allow you to withdraw £200 a day. I know when I needed to do more than that I had to jump through a silly amount of hoops.

Small change for Nick - he prolly carries that much in his wallet all the time... 

Are you talking about Nick's disaster fund? 

Yes... must be at least a grand... 

I expect he carries a few grand in Krugerrands around with him too – for when he really farks up! 

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

I honestly don't know where I could find that amount of cash at short notice. Don't the banks only allow you to withdraw £200 a day. I know when I needed to do more than that I had to jump through a silly amount of hoops.

Sorry but mine allows me up to £300 and the other one lets me withdraw £250 from the hole in the wall but £500 if I go in and stand in a queue. You need to get your affairs sorted my dear, jumping through hoops indeed ...... you could raise more than £200 on the town hall steps.

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

I honestly don't know where I could find that amount of cash at short notice. Don't the banks only allow you to withdraw £200 a day. I know when I needed to do more than that I had to jump through a silly amount of hoops.

Sorry but mine allows me up to £300 and the other one lets me withdraw £250 from the hole in the wall but £500 if I go in and stand in a queue. You need to get your affairs sorted my dear, jumping through hoops indeed ...... you could raise more than £200 on the town hall steps.

True but Wenchy's bank has probably taken her Tat and Wispa addiction into consideration and thats why her withdrawal limit is lower than your... 

[Bar Wench]

I honestly don't know where I could find that amount of cash at short notice. Don't the banks only allow you to withdraw £200 a day. I know when I needed to do more than that I had to jump through a silly amount of hoops.

Sorry but mine allows me up to £300 and the other one lets me withdraw £250 from the hole in the wall but £500 if I go in and stand in a queue. You need to get your affairs sorted my dear, jumping through hoops indeed ...... you could raise more than £200 on the town hall steps.

To be fair generally it isn't a problem. I don't tend to deal in large amounts of cash. It was only because the bloody funeral home/crematorium wanted paying in cash.