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Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« on: March 13, 2008, 09:28:42 AM »
Now that the painting is finished Mrs Nick insturcted me to "move the piano".

She had measured up a space in an alcove and concluded that the piano would fit. Unfortunately she had not allowed for the skirting board. evil:

Me and the chatty painter heaved and struggled. It is now wedged solid!! ::)

And I am covered in cobwebs evil:
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 09:30:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 09:28:42 AM
Now that the painting is finished Mrs Nick insturcted me to "move the piano".

She had measured up a space in an alcove and concluded that the piano would fit. Unfortunately she had not allowed for the skirting board. evil:

Me and the chatty painter heaved and struggled. It is now wedged solid!! ::)

And I am covered in cobwebs evil:
What has the chatty painter charged you extra for that then?  whistle:
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 09:32:24 AM »
Mercifully not!
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 09:34:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 09:32:24 AM
Mercifully not!
You’ve prolly put it all out of tune now – you should have cut the skirting boards off…  whistle:
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 09:38:31 AM »
Well moving the harmonium was a piece of cake. Apart from the spiders spider: evil:
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 09:40:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 09:38:31 AM
Well moving the harmonium was a piece of cake. Apart from the spiders spider: evil:
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Musical spiders you say?

Do they have an Agent?
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 09:43:00 AM »
They would make good drummers.
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 09:45:23 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 09:43:00 AM
They would make good drummers.

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Eight in a pack, sounds tempting.
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 12:23:21 PM »
We have a similar problem. I too cannot persuade Mtrs Snoopy that one needs to measure top and bottom of both space and item to be inserted. Not all gaps, I told her, are as elastic as others.  whistle:
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 12:24:28 PM »
I have only recently realised such things are necessary after a recent similar issue.
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 12:26:26 PM »
It turns out she measured at sort of eye level (admittedly quite low down for her eveilgrin:) forgetting that our house is , well, sort of bendy and, um, unstraight
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 01:55:12 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 13, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
I have only recently realised such things are necessary after a recent similar issue.

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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2008, 01:56:06 PM »
We don't want to know, but I bet it involved IKEA
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2008, 01:56:18 PM »
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Re: Memories of Laurel and Hardy
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2008, 02:24:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 01:56:06 PM
We don't want to know, but I bet it involved IKEA
As long as no salami were injured.
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