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WHY
« on: March 13, 2008, 01:30:33 PM »
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Re: WHY
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 01:36:01 PM »
BECAUSE







HE






IS






ONE
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Re: WHY
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 01:38:36 PM »
NO







HE





IS/WAS







NOT
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Re: WHY
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 01:46:05 PM »
HE





HAS





BEEN





IN





CHARGE





OF





A





CANOE





SO





HE





MUST





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Re: WHY
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 01:48:31 PM »
I


HAVE



BEEN




IN




CHARGE





OF




A






TELLY




THAT





DOES





NOT









MAKE










ME






A










DIRECTOR









OR









EVEN







AN







ENGINEER
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Re: WHY
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 01:49:38 PM »
So what does one have to do to be considered a canoeist then?
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Re: WHY
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 01:49:50 PM »
Perhaps



they



mean




Onanist



but




can't




spell






it.
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Re: WHY
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 01:50:33 PM »
Feck off!
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Re: WHY
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 01:52:54 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 13, 2008, 01:50:33 PM
Feck off!

Yes Ma'am .... straight away ma'am. Sorry ma'am








PS Being in charge of a telly in your case Nick could make you either a box or a remote control.
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Re: WHY
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 01:53:07 PM »
He ran a B&B or summat. The canoe was a deception!
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Re: WHY
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 01:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 01:53:07 PM
He ran a B&B or summat. The canoe was a deception!

But what is the deffinition of a canoeist then?
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Re: WHY
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 01:54:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 13, 2008, 01:52:54 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 13, 2008, 01:50:33 PM
Feck off!

Yes Maam .... staright away maam. Sorry maam








PS Having a telly in your case Nick could make you either a box or a remote control.

Our telly is in a box at present cussing:

And The Boy sneaked down to my office and was on the internet from 10 last night until 3.30 this morning!! I had unplugged the machine and hidden the cable. He found another and re plumbed it!¬ Banghead Banghead
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Re: WHY
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2008, 01:55:30 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 13, 2008, 01:53:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 01:53:07 PM
He ran a B&B or summat. The canoe was a deception!

But what is the deffinition of a canoeist then?

Someone tell her. PLEASE ::)
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Re: WHY
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2008, 01:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 01:54:49 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 13, 2008, 01:52:54 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 13, 2008, 01:50:33 PM
Feck off!

Yes Maam .... staright away maam. Sorry maam








PS Having a telly in your case Nick could make you either a box or a remote control.

Our telly is in a box at present cussing:

And The Boy sneaked down to my office and was on the internet from 10 last night until 3.30 this morning!! I had unplugged the machine and hidden the cable. He found another and re plumbed it!¬ Banghead Banghead

Can't you just turn the power off to that phase of the house?
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Re: WHY
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2008, 01:57:44 PM »
One who canoes













And don't get stroppy just because you didn't know what an Onanist is.





PS Definition only has one F ..... I know you come from Surrey where they make love and break wind with two small fs but really. (Around Esher I gather they prefer Ph)
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