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Precautionary disconnection
« on: March 14, 2008, 09:46:30 AM »
To curtail The Boy's illicit nbocturnal internet related activities Mrs Nick completely disconnected my computer last night and hid the box and cables at different locations around the house. eeek: She forgot where she had put some items Banghead

It has taken me TWO HOURS to find everything and get the bastard reconnected! cussing: cussing:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2008, 09:48:08 AM »
I did mention a while back that getting an isometric thumbprint reader for the computer would be far less hassle than all this.  point:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2008, 09:56:05 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2008, 09:48:08 AM
I did mention a while back that getting an isometric thumbprint reader for the computer would be far less hassle than all this.  point:
Good idea actually...  rubschin:

'Cept Nick would prolly wake up one day with a digit missing...  scared2:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2008, 09:59:52 AM »
The idea was to wait til AFTER Nick had installed it before mentioning that drawback BM  whistle:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2008, 10:00:51 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2008, 09:59:52 AM
The idea was to wait til AFTER Nick had installed it before mentioning that drawback BM  whistle:
Oh...  redface:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2008, 10:03:17 AM »
I recall that happening to some bloke in the Far East whose expensive car was activated by a thumbprint reader eeek:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2008, 10:09:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2008, 10:03:17 AM
I recall that happening to some bloke in the Far East whose expensive car was activated by a thumbprint reader eeek:
You need a system controlled by a retinal scan then – he wouldn’t gouge your eye out would he?  scared2:

Alternatively, junk the PC and buy a laptop – you can sleep with it under your pillow…  whistle:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2008, 10:10:38 AM »
We found my laptop switched on under his bedclothes last week!! evil:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2008, 10:12:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2008, 10:10:38 AM
We found my laptop switched on under his bedclothes last week!! evil:
Remove battery, keep it in safe, etc.
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2008, 10:13:17 AM »
It is now hidden, along with the TV! evil:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2008, 10:13:54 AM »
Put a lock on the study door....  whistle:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2008, 10:14:57 AM »
It may come to that yet. Trouble is, tbh, that the house is nearly 300 years old and the doors are original. Mrs Nick would not welcome me drilling holes in them and suchlike
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2008, 10:32:42 AM »
Or The Boy drilling the locks out later.  ;)
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2008, 10:34:13 AM »
He is getting quite resourceful. WHich is, of course, a good thing! evil:
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Re: Precautionary disconnection
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