St George's Day

[Nick]

It being Friday I have just been to my lovely local for a sandwich and a red wine. Actually, the Friday barmaid is a divorcee with a peachy bum, which is why I really went.

Anyway. (Has cold shower). I am thrilled to see that they are doing a ST GEORGE's DAY DINNER

Beef Wellington
Stuffed Sea Bass
Spotted Richard
Cheese and Port

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

I imagine BM will organise something appropriate on April 23rd

[Darwins Selection]

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

Bagpipes are blown not sucked. 

[Barman]

It being Friday I have just been to my lovely local for a sandwich and a red wine. Actually, the Friday barmaid is a divorcee with a peachy bum, which is why I really went.

Anyway. (Has cold shower). I am thrilled to see that they are doing a ST GEORGE's DAY DINNER

Beef Wellington
Stuffed Sea Bass
Spotted Richard
Cheese and Port

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

I imagine BM will organise something appropriate on April 23rd

Of course... 

[Nick]

 

I grovel before the typo meister.

Good plan though!

[Nick]

It being Friday I have just been to my lovely local for a sandwich and a red wine. Actually, the Friday barmaid is a divorcee with a peachy bum, which is why I really went.

Anyway. (Has cold shower). I am thrilled to see that they are doing a ST GEORGE's DAY DINNER

Beef Wellington
Stuffed Sea Bass
Spotted Richard
Cheese and Port

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

I imagine BM will organise something appropriate on April 23rd

Of course... 

We await developments. AN Olde English Disco perhaps?

[Darwins Selection]

It being Friday I have just been to my lovely local for a sandwich and a red wine. Actually, the Friday barmaid is a divorcee with a peachy bum, which is why I really went.

Anyway. (Has cold shower). I am thrilled to see that they are doing a ST GEORGE's DAY DINNER

Beef Wellington
Stuffed Sea Bass
Spotted Richard
Cheese and Port

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

I imagine BM will organise something appropriate on April 23rd

Of course... 

We await developments. AN Olde English Disco perhaps?

Tudor-in-the-basket?

[Barman]

Soup-in-a-basket all round, free Bishops Finger and then a stripper… 

[Nick]

Would LL agree to that? If it's Wenchy, we'd need a big room



Thinks Albert Hall

[Barman]

I’ll get a Moldavian ‘Artiste’ in and we’ll do it have the event in The Boy’s Room… 

[Nick]

Not the male mud wrestling team again

Stop this obsession BM

[Grumpmeister]

Not the male mud wrestling team again

Stop this obsession BM

Its too late Nick, BM already bought a pair of union jack boxer shorts so he could join in. 

[Barman]

Not the male mud wrestling team again

Stop this obsession BM

Its too late Nick, BM already bought a pair of union jack boxer shorts so he could join in. 

[Snoopy]

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

Bagpipes are blown not sucked. 

That very much depends how close I can get to Alistair Campbell when he gets his bagpipes out 

[Nick]

Well I still think it's a good thing. The local doc dressed up in chain mail last year!

But that's the Village for you!¬

[Grumpmeister]

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

Bagpipes are blown not sucked. 

That very much depends how close I can get to Alistair Campbell when he gets his bagpies out