St George's Day

[Snoopy]

It is also Shakespeare's Birth and death date allegedly.
We could have a recital too .................... P'raps not  

[Nick]

Quite right, April 23rd is speculative for his date of birth, tracking back from baptism.

I can do my King Lear stuff.

This sounds like it could be fun.

Can we have muffins too?

And a shoot the Scotsmen rifle range?

[Grumpmeister]

And a shoot the Scotsmen rifle range?

No, no, no. You have to follow established laws. Its the shoot a Welshman archery range. 

[Nick]

The Scots deserve it more. Shall we crucify them

1. G Brown
2. A Darling
3. Des Browne
4. Gorbals Mick
5. That nameless bastard whose sister in Scotland is a fraud (oh yes, Douglas Alexander)

And so on.

[Snoopy]

The Scots deserve it more. Shall we crucify them

1. G Brown
2. A Darling
3. Des Browne
4. Gorbals Mick
5. That nameless bastard whose sister in Scotland is a fraud (oh yes, Douglas Alexander)

And so on.

Why don't you just settle for about 50% of the Parliamentary Labour Party ~ put the onus on them to prove they are English.

[Nick]

And not fiddling their expenses

[grumpyoldsoldier]

That St George geezer is a bloody Turk who worked for the Romans so maybe we should have Turkey and pasta on the menu