Basil Brush accused of racism

[Bar Wench]

FFS



"It's a puppet!"

  What do you mean? 

[Snoopy]

Sorry to break it to you Wenchy but Basil Brush was a hand puppet ~ he was/is not a real fox.

[Darwins Selection]

Sorry to break it to you Wenchy but Basil Brush was a hand puppet ~ he was/is not a real fox.

 

Just keep quiet about Santa and the Tooth Fairy.

We don't want her sobbing all day.

[Snoopy]

   True .... do you think we should let her in on what happens in "The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe" and that it is a thinly veiled reference to the life and times of Jesus?

[Darwins Selection]

  True .... do you think we should let her in on what happens in "The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe" and that it is a thinly veiled reference to the life and times of Jesus?

Probably safe on that one as it is a bit too deep and complex for her.

[Bar Wench]

I will have you know that I wrote a whole essay on The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and how it compared to Paradise Lost when I was at Uni. I wasn't always a thicko!

[Snoopy]

I will have you know that I wrote a whole essay on The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and how it compared to Paradise Lost when I was at Uni. I wasn't always a thicko!

Did you colour in the pictures too?

[Barman]

I will have you know that I wrote a whole essay on The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and how it compared to Paradise Lost when I was at Uni. I wasn't always a thicko!

And you have a Bible... don't you Wenchy?  

[Darwins Selection]

I will have you know that I wrote a whole essay on The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and how it compared to Paradise Lost when I was at Uni. I wasn't always a thicko!

At what age did you start? 

[Bar Wench]

Thickoism came to me later in life. At about 23. I am much happier now. 

[Snoopy]

Thickoism came to me later in life. At about 23. I am much happier now. 

I can see that ... acceptance of one's limitations can be very liberating.

[Darwins Selection]

Thickoism came to me later in life. At about 23. I am much happier now. 

I can see that ... acceptance of one's limitations can be very liberating.

How would you know? 

[Bar Wench]

Coz he is fick to.

[Snoopy]

Thickoism came to me later in life. At about 23. I am much happier now. 

I can see that ... acceptance of one's limitations can be very liberating.

How would you know? 

'Cos I spent years trying to be "Somebody" and make "Something" of my life and when I realised I was actually on the fast track to the churchyard I discovered that it wasn't worth anything.



Bet you didn't expect a serious answer.


BTW Wenchy is right.

[Darwins Selection]

Bet you didn't expect a serious answer.

I have learned that it is always 50-50 joke/sombre from you.