You Swines

[Mr Happy]

Cheers Mort for the invite, the rest of you are  censored:

I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.

Anyway, decent boozer, what's the rules, i did read before agreeing, honest!

Chicks allowed, swearing, Kim?

Has anyone let Mozo know we're here?

Can I have a special chair and tankard?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Cheers Mort for the invite, the rest of you are 

I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.

Anyway, decent boozer, what's the rules, i did read before agreeing, honest!

Chicks allowed, swearing, Kim?

Has anyone let Mozo know we're here?

Can I have a special chair and tankard?

I have found that just standing by the piano a la Noel Coward works quite well, drunks tend to stagger up to you because you look interesting. You soon get a small circle of friends, which then attracts the attention of the bouncer who thinks you are doing drugs...

[Uncle Mort]

Welcome Mr Happy, if you're ever in Essex i'll buy you a real pint.

[Barman]

I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.

I trust there is a suitably sized virtual-roadside-mournarama somewhere in cyberspace commemorating our mass departure? 

[Bar Wench]

Cheers Mort for the invite, the rest of you are 

I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.

Anyway, decent boozer, what's the rules, i did read before agreeing, honest!

Chicks allowed, swearing, Kim?

Has anyone let Mozo know we're here?

Can I have a special chair and tankard?

Don't blame me. Some of us were considered dangerous and had our pm facility removed.  I currently have five pms I am unable to reply to. I feel so rude.

Special chair? Or course!

[Grumpmeister]

I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.

I trust there is a suitably sized virtual-roadside-mournarama somewhere in cyberspace commemorating our mass departure? 

You mean something like Skype a Scouser? 

[Snoopy]

Welcome Mr H. Most things are acceptable but don't step on my tail ~ Oh and the Barmans new Lady Puppy is promised.

[Grumpmeister]

Don't blame me. Some of us were considered dangerous and had our pm facility removed.  I currently have five pms I am unable to reply to. I feel so rude.

And there was me thinking I'd done something on there to nark you off

[Snoopy]

Don't blame me. Some of us were considered dangerous and had our pm facility removed.  I currently have five pms I am unable to reply to. I feel so rude.

And there was me thinking I'd done something on there to nark you off

Nothing personal. We're all in the same boat. Had me PMs whipped away before you could say Vet!

[Uncle Mort]

What did happen over there?

 

[Barman]

What did happen over there?

 

Carnage by all accounts? 

[Snoopy]

Best not to ask.

If you wake at Midnight, and hear a horse's feet,
Don't go drawing back the blind, or looking in the street,
Them that asks no questions isn't told a lie.
Watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!

Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!

Running round the woodlump, if you chance to find
Little barrels, roped and tarred, all full of brandy-wine,
Don't you shout to come and look, nor use 'em for your play.
Put the brushwood back again - and they'll be gone next day!

Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!

If you see the stable door setting open wide;
If you see a tired horse lying down inside;
If your mother mends a coat cut about and tore;
If the lining's wet and warm - don't you ask no more!

Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!

If you meet King George's men, dressed in blue and red,
You be careful what you say, and mindful what is said.
If they call you "pretty maid", and chuck you 'neath the chin,
Don't you tell where no one is, nor yet where no one's been!

Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!

If you do as you've been told, 'likely there's a chance,
You'll be given a dainty doll, all the way from France,
With a cap of pretty lace, and a velvet hood -
A present from the Gentlemen, along o' being good!

Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!

[Grumpmeister]

Best not to ask.

You do realise that given the posters on here, telling us that its best not to ask is only going to end up with a load of us doing just that. 

[Snoopy]

Best not to ask.

You do realise that given the posters on here, telling us that its best not to ask is only going to end up with a load of us doing just that. 

I realise that but ..........................

[Grumpmeister]

Just pointing out the flaw in your suggestion old boy