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[Bar Wench]

 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.loungebarandgrill.com/?gclid=CKSk_5aomZICFQQF1QodFyv8yg

This is not very well targeted advertising is it?

I would rather castrate myself than eat in Leeds.

[Snoopy]

And it is a f*ck of a long way from Cyprus for a night out 

[Barman]

And it is a f*ck of a long way from Cyprus for a night out 

But you're not in Cyprus are you? 

[TG]

Well so far it look like its just me that cant see 'em. Odd.

Ah well. Sod 'em. 

[Bar Wench]

That's because you are special. 

[Snoopy]

And it is a f*ck of a long way from Cyprus for a night out 

But you're not in Cyprus are you? 

'bout half the bloody members are though and those that aren't are with Darwin on this one

[TG]

That's because you are special. 

Special needs. (before someone else says it) 

[Bar Wench]

Special doesn't mean anything other than that in our house anymore.

[Barman]

And it is a f*ck of a long way from Cyprus for a night out 

But you're not in Cyprus are you? 

'bout half the bloody members are though and those that aren't are with Darwin on this one

Most of the active members are in the UK...  

By active I obviously mean coming on here and clicking stuff - not the ability to walk around unaided...  

[Snoopy]

OK Lets have a poll.
Hands up anyone here who will admit to being from, or indeed from anywhere near, Leeds.

[Snoopy]

 

[TG]

I phoned a bloke up in Leeds last week and told him to fvck off. Does that count?

[Snoopy]

'Bout as close as any of us want to get I should think.

Went there once, years ago, walking from my hotel (company paying etc) to the car park I saw this f*cking huge rat strolling along the pavement in front of me.  And that was in the "better" part of town.