Interruption to visits

[Barman]

I have also been told that I can keep all my computer kit and gadgets.

I guess they knew you would take them or fuck them anyway! 

I think I understand that BM .... less whistling, more typing I feel 

Fixed it now...

[The Moan Ranger]

I have also been told that I can keep all my computer kit and gadgets.

Git!!! (good on ya!)

Only the first £30,000 is tax free as far as I am aware. Hence later this year/early next year Mr Slack-Jawed, snot eating, cud-chewing porridge wog Brown will get even more of my money that he will squander.

(Tel, you don't really use your BlackBerry much - I'm SURE I can put it to better use :-)

[Snoopy]

I have also been told that I can keep all my computer kit and gadgets.

Git!!! (good on ya!)

Only the first £30,000 is tax free as far as I am aware. Hence later this year/early next year Mr Slack-Jawed, snot eating, cud-chewing porridge wog Brown will get even more of my money that he will squander.

(Tel, you don't really use your BlackBerry much - I'm SURE I can put it to better use :-)

Get a Channel Islands bank account quick and a receipt for a large sum from a "reputable" source and you may be able to escape the taxman altogether .... but only if your receipt is from the Labour Party.

[The Moan Ranger]

I have also been told that I can keep all my computer kit and gadgets.

Git!!! (good on ya!)

Only the first £30,000 is tax free as far as I am aware. Hence later this year/early next year Mr Slack-Jawed, snot eating, cud-chewing porridge wog Brown will get even more of my money that he will squander.

(Tel, you don't really use your BlackBerry much - I'm SURE I can put it to better use :-)

Get a Channel Islands bank account quick!

I have no interest in perfume and didn't realise they had their own island - but thanks for the guidance.

[Barman]

I have also been told that I can keep all my computer kit and gadgets.

Git!!! (good on ya!)

Only the first £30,000 is tax free as far as I am aware. Hence later this year/early next year Mr Slack-Jawed, snot eating, cud-chewing porridge wog Brown will get even more of my money that he will squander.

(Tel, you don't really use your BlackBerry much - I'm SURE I can put it to better use :-)

Get a Channel Islands bank account quick!

I have no interest in perfume and didn't realise they had their own island - but thanks for the guidance.

Invest in Cyprus property PDQ! 

[tel]

What happens if Cyprus is unified?

Who's going to sort out who owns what?

[Snoopy]

I have also been told that I can keep all my computer kit and gadgets.

Git!!! (good on ya!)

Only the first £30,000 is tax free as far as I am aware. Hence later this year/early next year Mr Slack-Jawed, snot eating, cud-chewing porridge wog Brown will get even more of my money that he will squander.

(Tel, you don't really use your BlackBerry much - I'm SURE I can put it to better use :-)

Get a Channel Islands bank account quick!

I have no interest in perfume and didn't realise they had their own island - but thanks for the guidance.

Not to be confused with Chanel who make perfume 

[The Moan Ranger]

I have also been told that I can keep all my computer kit and gadgets.

Git!!! (good on ya!)

Only the first £30,000 is tax free as far as I am aware. Hence later this year/early next year Mr Slack-Jawed, snot eating, cud-chewing porridge wog Brown will get even more of my money that he will squander.

(Tel, you don't really use your BlackBerry much - I'm SURE I can put it to better use :-)

Get a Channel Islands bank account quick!

I have no interest in perfume and didn't realise they had their own island - but thanks for the guidance.

Not to be confused with Chanel who make perfume 

I am feeling mischievious...sorry. They also make fragrances pour homme. Not sure about pour chien though

[Snoopy]

I use nothing else 

[Barman]

What happens if Cyprus is unified?

Who's going to sort out who owns what?

It is quite straightforward… 

The property controversy in Cyprus is only for those that have bought land in the occupied North that rightfully belongs to Greek Cypriots… 

[The Moan Ranger]

I use nothing else 

Other than "Odeur de Bonio" and "Odeur de anything with a leg to hump". Filthy hound.

[Snoopy]

I use nothing else 

Other than "Odeur de Bonio" and "Odeur de anything with a leg to hump". Filthy hound.

  I only rolled in it so that LandLady would get out her Marigolds and give me a bath.

[tel]

I also have 2 large boxes of "bits" left in the office which will be sent to me when I so request.

Speaking of requests, where's Wench? Seem quiet.

Fallen down the tat mountain?

[Barman]

I also have 2 large boxes of "bits" left in the office which will be sent to me when I so request.

Speaking of requests, where's Wench? Seem quiet.

Fallen down the tat mountain?

Too much chocolate prolly... 

[Tinkerbell]

Just making a flying visit to the pub ....sorry to hear the news Tel...but as Snoopy says...there is definitely life after redundancy... hang in there!!!! I'm over in the UK 'enjoying' the wonderful weather!!!    Just spent the day in Norwich punishing the credit card..... as LL is tied up in Cyprus (well..not literally I hope!) I thought I would take over the retail therapy. Gor heavens save no-one tell Mr T!!!!!!!!!!   

Now have to get ready for son no.2 to take me out for dinner...oh what a life!

All the best to everyone...any orders when I hit the town again in the morning?