Interruption to visits

[The Moan Ranger]

I'm not young. All nightclubs should be napalmed.

[Nick]

Almost compelling - but, fatally flawed. I care less about tat than I do seals - if those big black eyes cannot soften my heart of stone, then tat certainly won't.

I am tempted to spend some of the redundancy on a seal clubbing trip - or is the season over now?

You'll be wanting to buy your favourite barman (who has always wanted an Aston) a gift then... 

I once found a DB5 abandoned with plants growing round it in the yard of a flat I rented off the Wandsworth Road.

Wasn't interested at the time.May still be there 

[Barman]

Almost compelling - but, fatally flawed. I care less about tat than I do seals - if those big black eyes cannot soften my heart of stone, then tat certainly won't.

I am tempted to spend some of the redundancy on a seal clubbing trip - or is the season over now?

You'll be wanting to buy your favourite barman (who has always wanted an Aston) a gift then... 

I once found a DB5 abandoned with plants growing round it in the yard of a flat I rented off the Wandsworth Road.

Wasn't interested at the time.May still be there 

I'll take it! 

[The Moan Ranger]

So....half an hour until the "thanks for coming meeting" where I am formally told that I will be out ob 29th August...


...unless, of course, I get the "You are on immediate Gardening Leave" spiel...which could be interesting !

[Darwins Selection]

So....half an hour until the "thanks for coming meeting" where I am formally told that I will be out ob 29th August...


...unless, of course, I get the "You are on immediate Gardening Leave" spiel...which could be interesting !

I assume you have already removed all your "personal" items in case it is the latter? 

[The Moan Ranger]

So....half an hour until the "thanks for coming meeting" where I am formally told that I will be out ob 29th August...


...unless, of course, I get the "You are on immediate Gardening Leave" spiel...which could be interesting !

I assume you have already removed all your "personal" items in case it is the latter? 

The plastic explosive will stay here - it's nice and sweaty...

[The Moan Ranger]

'Tis done. Time for a pint.

[Darwins Selection]

'Tis done. Time for a pint.

Option A or B?

[Pastis]

I'm Young's. All nightclubs should be napalmed.

I've corrected that for you 

[The Moan Ranger]

'Tis done. Time for a pint.

Option A or B?

Option A so far - they still want me here. For now...

[Barman]

'Tis done. Time for a pint.

Option A or B?

Option A so far - they still want me here. For now...

Still, when they see what a lazy drunken git you've turned into... 

[The Moan Ranger]

'Tis done. Time for a pint.

Option A or B?

Option A so far - they still want me here. For now...

Still, when they see what a lazy drunken git you've turned into... 

Dear Mr Barman - I haven't changed my lunchtime habits here for 18 years!

[Barman]

'Tis done. Time for a pint.

Option A or B?

Option A so far - they still want me here. For now...

Still, when they see what a lazy drunken git you've turned into... 

Dear Mr Barman - I haven't changed my lunchtime habits here for 18 years!

But you can now... 

[The Moan Ranger]

About 25 people leaving the office today. Much beer will be consumed by the hoardes of those liberated with fat redundancy pay-offs.

64 working days left for me - and that's before I take any holiday, 7 days "outplacement" activities and 5 "other" days. 

[tel]

It'll take 63 days to do the CV.