Tsk, tsk.
We met there as now Mrs TMR (to be) is no longer gainfully employed, she has decided to do some decorating and the garden. After the breakfast bap we bought the paint and then when to the gardening section. A kindly old white haired B+Q came up to me and said "do you want decking?". Luckily, I got my punch in first and dropped him, but it just goes to show how careful you have to be these days.