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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2310 on: March 01, 2012, 07:58:26 PM »
 point: point: point: point: point: point: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2311 on: March 01, 2012, 08:00:20 PM »
The mayor of Hartlepool has issued this following statement. "The death of that Monkee had fuck all to do with us!"

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2312 on: March 01, 2012, 08:01:42 PM »
The mayor of Hartlepool has issued this following statement. "The death of that Monkee had fuck all to do with us!"

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I looked it up....  redface:

Next time you're over here you should have a pint up there and mention it, they'll piss their sides like  whistle:

Good plan - I likes to be popular like!  :thumbsup:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2313 on: March 01, 2012, 08:09:43 PM »
Another failure in BM's sad life  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2314 on: March 02, 2012, 07:49:40 AM »
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2315 on: March 05, 2012, 10:27:00 PM »
German U-boat Captain: I am making notes, Captain, and your name will go on the list; and when we win the war you will be brought to account.
Captain Mainwaring: You can write what you like, You're not going to win the war!
U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are.
Mainwaring: Oh no you're not.
U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are!
Pvt. Pike: [Singing] Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half-barmy, so's his army, whistle while you work!
U-boat Captain: Your name will also go on the list! What is it?
Mainwaring: Don't tell him Pike!
U-boat Captain: Pike!

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2316 on: March 06, 2012, 06:16:24 AM »
I thought Ian Lavender had died then, not the jeerman
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2317 on: March 06, 2012, 09:01:16 AM »
Norman St John-Stevas, a politician noted for his wit, his extravagance and for running foul of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, died on March 2 at his home in London. He was 82.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2318 on: March 06, 2012, 04:20:58 PM »
Im trying to remember what Private Eye used to refer to him by  rubschin:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2319 on: March 06, 2012, 04:29:58 PM »
Tipsy's eldest? angel1
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2320 on: March 15, 2012, 02:58:47 PM »
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Um, how old was he like?  rubschin:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2321 on: March 15, 2012, 04:18:48 PM »
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2322 on: March 15, 2012, 04:24:05 PM »
I may have won some Ardbeg though  :thumbsup:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2323 on: March 15, 2012, 04:25:33 PM »
I may have won some Ardbeg though  :thumbsup:

Extremely unlikely....  whistle:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #2324 on: March 16, 2012, 06:49:00 PM »
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Um, how old was he like?  rubschin:

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated"  whistle:
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