In Memory of "Friends" Departed

[Nick]

With a rope round his neck 

[Snoopy]

Suicide they are saying ~ So "Grasshopper" can now finally walk the rice paper without making a sound. Shame!

[Nick]

The Kung Fu and Kill Bill star was found with a noose around his neck and another rope around his genitals in a wardrobe in his hotel room in Bangkok.
Police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said it was unclear whether the 72-year-old killed himself or died from suffocation or heart failure due to ejaculation.
"There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied at his sex organ, and the two ropes were tied together and hung in the closet," he said.
"Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation."

[Barman]

The Kung Fu and Kill Bill star was found with a noose around his neck and another rope around his genitals in a wardrobe in his hotel room in Bangkok.
Police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said it was unclear whether the 72-year-old killed himself or died from suffocation or heart failure due to ejaculation.
"There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied at his sex organ, and the two ropes were tied together and hung in the closet," he said.
"Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation."

[Nick]

He ought to have voted in the purity thread. Now we will have to guess, like.

[Darwins Selection]

The Kung Fu and Kill Bill star was found with a noose around his neck and another rope around his genitals in a wardrobe in his hotel room in Bangkok.
Police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said it was unclear whether the 72-year-old killed himself or died from suffocation or heart failure due to ejaculation.
"There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied at his sex organ, and the two ropes were tied together and hung in the closet," he said.
"Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation."

Rope too short?

[Miss Demeanour]

The Kung Fu and Kill Bill star was found with a noose around his neck and another rope around his genitals in a wardrobe in his hotel room in Bangkok.
Police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said it was unclear whether the 72-year-old killed himself or died from suffocation or heart failure due to ejaculation.
"There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied at his sex organ, and the two ropes were tied together and hung in the closet," he said.
"Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation."

Finally every mother will have a real example to use when telling their sons the same message. Just leave out the various ropes tied to various objects bit though  

[Nick]

Is it not possible for wimmin to die of masturbation then?

[Miss Demeanour]

Shall we apply for  research funding to find out 

[Nick]

I don't believe any funds are necessary. Are they? 

[tel]

La petit morte?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

La grande morte, in this case I feel.

[Nick]

Appropriate he was in the Far East and went on Election Day

[Darwins Selection]

Appropriate he was in the Far East and went on Election Day

 


"So Glasshopper, at last you have found inner peace. I always knew you would pull it off in Wang King"

[Nick]

Charles Tingwell  Does the name ring a bell?