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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #630 on: June 26, 2009, 08:10:59 AM »
Next thing they will cash in by releasing a new album by the "Jackson Four"
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #631 on: June 26, 2009, 08:11:29 AM »
News just in : He's not dead, he's actually in a children's hospital having a stroke.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #632 on: June 26, 2009, 08:13:52 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2009, 08:11:29 AM
News just in : He's not dead, he's actually in a children's hospital having a stroke.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #633 on: June 26, 2009, 08:17:18 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 26, 2009, 07:56:43 AM
Most controversial post award of the day goes to Tel  eeek:

But I've hardly started the day.

He made one album that was hyped beyond belief and then nothing apart from kiddy fiddling, bankcruptcy and surgery.
Not one of my heroes. Just a sick yank, why couldn't they have sent him to Iraq?
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #634 on: June 26, 2009, 08:34:12 AM »
Agreed - can we have a new sticky, "Good Riddance to..."
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #635 on: June 26, 2009, 08:41:08 AM »
I don't care, end of.

except, Uri Geller - what a f...... prat.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #636 on: June 26, 2009, 08:43:30 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2009, 08:41:08 AM
I don't care, end of.

except, Uri Geller - what a f...... prat.

Agreed. He's on News 24 now and I am resisting the urge to throw the ashtray through the telly  evil:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #637 on: June 26, 2009, 08:43:53 AM »
Totally agree

the only think he can warp is his own fffing mind -  noooo:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #638 on: June 26, 2009, 08:59:38 AM »
It seems like attention seeking to me  noooo:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #639 on: June 26, 2009, 09:07:34 AM »
Seen elsewhere:-

"Stick the cunt in a corner for a few months, and see if he can do a remake of thriller, but this time as a Zombie...

Fuck, I'd buy that"

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #640 on: June 26, 2009, 09:14:11 AM »
Agreed... the only sad thing about it is Uri Gellar on the radio 24/7...  ::)

Amazing that the brilliant psychic didn't see it coming really and have a quick trip down the bookies... absolute tosser!

All this faux grief really pisses me off as you can gather...

Take a look at this lot...  noooo:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #641 on: June 26, 2009, 10:05:29 AM »
What?s the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?
- Sir Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August

I heard he's going to be buried at sea between two bouys.....
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #642 on: June 26, 2009, 10:17:07 AM »
Dear Sir, I have recently heard of the death of a Mr Michael Jackson, an elderly white lady singer. I am perplexed by her family connection to a member of a popular beat combo named 'The Jackson Five'. Could they by any chance be related?







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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #643 on: June 26, 2009, 10:21:22 AM »
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #644 on: June 26, 2009, 10:22:20 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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