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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #900 on: September 15, 2009, 07:10:34 AM »
57. You have to do a sum  ::)
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #901 on: September 15, 2009, 08:06:53 AM »
57. You have to do a sum  ::)
Make some allowances.

He can only get up to 20 if he takes his shoes and socks off.








Up to 20.5 if he drops his trousers.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #902 on: September 15, 2009, 08:09:34 AM »
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #903 on: September 15, 2009, 09:08:31 AM »
Now Keith Floyd has gone - 65.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #904 on: September 15, 2009, 09:10:45 AM »
Now Keith Floyd has gone - 65.

Well he at least enjoyed every minute he had ~ shame tho' 'cos I liked him.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #905 on: September 15, 2009, 09:27:23 AM »
Now Keith Floyd has gone - 65.

Well he at least enjoyed every minute he had ~ shame tho' 'cos I liked him.

Agreed, an entertaining sort of bloke. Pity
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #906 on: September 15, 2009, 09:32:04 AM »

Oddly there was a TV programme on him yesterday, the review in today's Indie.

Some folk are also inclined to mistake blokeishness for being a nice bloke, as became clear in Keith Meets Keith, a strange but compelling documentary in which one well-known roisterer, Keith Allen, went in search of another, the former TV chef Keith Floyd, finding him in a village near Avignon looking terrible, at least one decade and possibly two older than his 65 years.

There is already plenty of evidence to suggest that Floyd is not a particularly nice man, and plenty more emerged here, but his unflagging capacity to drink, smoke and swear to excess ? including a liberal sprinkling of the c-word, which has officially lost its status as the last TV taboo ? was seemingly enough to convince Allen that he was "one of the most honest and genuine people I've ever met". Now, I don't mean to sound pious. I've even been known to enjoy a spot of carousing myself. But there was nothing honest or genuine in the gruesome spectacle of Floyd getting steadily more hammered, more melancholy and more abusive at a lunch with his daughter Poppy, from whom he had been estranged for 10 years. It was car-crash television. The only thing more agonising than watching was not watching.

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #907 on: September 15, 2009, 09:35:50 AM »
Well ~ that's one reviewer who this morning will wish he could swallow his PC.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #908 on: September 15, 2009, 09:36:02 AM »
At one time I saw him as a sort of role model  redface:

What did he die of?
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #909 on: September 15, 2009, 09:37:47 AM »
Heart attack apparently, although he also knew that he had bowel cancer.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #910 on: September 15, 2009, 09:38:27 AM »
Heart attack was on the cards. He was a lot like my mate Jim, also dead rather young  sad24:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #911 on: September 15, 2009, 09:39:01 AM »
Heart attack apparently, although he also knew that he had bowel cancer.

Bad diet?

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #912 on: September 15, 2009, 09:41:19 AM »
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #913 on: September 15, 2009, 10:03:17 AM »
Wot a shame  noooo:

He was a bit of an eccentric but seemed to really enjoy himself. Who can ask for more than that I guess
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #914 on: September 15, 2009, 10:08:45 AM »
Heart attack apparently, although he also knew that he had bowel cancer.

Bad diet?

Smoked, drank copious mounts of alcohol, ate foods rich in cream, butter etc. Pretty much on the cards I'd have said.

Because we all know that smoking causes cancer and heart problems ~ although I doubt that he ever stuck a lit ciggy up his backside never the less the anti smoking brigade will add him to their oft quoted statistics because it will suit their case.

He knew what he was doing, took the chances and has now paid the price. Somehow I doubt that he had too many regrets about his lifestyle.
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