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Offline Barman

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1245 on: July 17, 2010, 03:48:24 AM »
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1246 on: July 21, 2010, 10:40:23 AM »
Martin.  51.  Watching the TV last night  eeek:

I see his wife most morning's walking their dog in the park. She also works part time in the Haircutters so we often have a chat and exchange a Good Morning.
She went off to bed last night and he said he'd be up shortly; she fell to sleep and woke about 5:00 this morning to find him dead on the sofa  eeek:

No rhyme nor reason at this point. She is inconsolable  sad24:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1247 on: July 21, 2010, 10:49:18 AM »
What was he watching?




















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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1248 on: July 21, 2010, 01:44:03 PM »
Went to a sudden death once...TV was still on so watched the Grand Prix until the undertakers arrived. The deceased was sat in his armchair...cup of cold tea by his side.

Went to another one and the deceased had collapsed on the sofa. His wife covered him over with a colourful blanket. My mate sat down on the sofa and asked where the body was...
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1249 on: July 21, 2010, 02:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on July 21, 2010, 01:44:03 PM
Went to another one and the deceased had collapsed on the sofa. His wife covered him over with a colourful blanket. My mate sat down on the sofa and asked where the body was...

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1250 on: July 21, 2010, 04:48:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2010, 10:49:18 AM
What was he watching?


Just about anything on the telly these days would make you believe that death was a preferable alternative...  noooo:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1251 on: July 21, 2010, 04:50:39 PM »
Said Grandpa covered in vomit and stuff  ::)
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1252 on: July 21, 2010, 05:33:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2010, 04:50:39 PM
Said Grandpa covered in vomit and stuff  ::)

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1253 on: July 24, 2010, 12:42:39 PM »
My elderly neighbour has just been carted off in an ambulance  noooo: He was found slumped over in his shed  noooo:


Surrounded by porn mags and Kleenex and with no trousers on  eeek:







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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1254 on: July 24, 2010, 12:46:08 PM »
Let that be a lesson to us all.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1255 on: July 24, 2010, 07:51:37 PM »
We can only hope he died with a smile on his face.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1256 on: July 24, 2010, 08:09:49 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 24, 2010, 07:51:37 PM
We can only hope he died with a smile on his face.

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Anyhoo, my neighbour is back home now. His wife isn't too pleased though 

He prolly wishes he was dead  confused:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1257 on: July 24, 2010, 08:44:26 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 24, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 24, 2010, 07:51:37 PM
We can only hope he died with a smile on his face.

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Anyhoo, my neighbour is back home now. His wife isn't too pleased though 

He prolly wishes he was dead  confused:

Had he stolen her kleenex?
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1258 on: July 24, 2010, 08:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 24, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 24, 2010, 07:51:37 PM
We can only hope he died with a smile on his face.

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Anyhoo, my neighbour is back home now. His wife isn't too pleased though 

He prolly wishes he was dead  confused:

Is she giving him a hard time ?  whistle:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1259 on: July 24, 2010, 08:57:10 PM »
Snookered

He had his problems, but when he was at his best, he was a joy to watch
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