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Offline Pirate

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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1710 on: May 25, 2011, 08:49:09 AM »
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1711 on: May 25, 2011, 08:50:10 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 08:35:11 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 08:31:58 AM
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Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2011, 07:33:13 AM
Me washing machine...

Would that be the one you so recently mended?

yes

Oh dear  noooo:

It will be ....will cost him him the price of a whole new washing machine  happy001

It bleddy won't!  cussing:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1712 on: May 25, 2011, 08:51:41 AM »
Ok sweepstake time  ..

How long after BM's next fix will the washing machine last for ?

I predict 9 weeks  whistle:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1713 on: May 25, 2011, 08:52:56 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 08:51:41 AM
Ok sweepstake time  ..

How long after BM's next fix wil the washing machine last for ?

I predict 9 weeks  whistle:

That is generous....I will go for three weeks.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1714 on: May 25, 2011, 08:57:00 AM »
I say irrep  irrepea  gubbed
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1715 on: May 25, 2011, 09:01:57 AM »
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It will be fixed permanently this time!  cussing:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1716 on: May 25, 2011, 09:03:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2011, 09:01:57 AM
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It will be fixed permanently this time!  cussing:

Well at least it only has to last until 21st October.  whistle:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1717 on: May 25, 2011, 09:04:08 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 09:03:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2011, 09:01:57 AM
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It will be fixed permanently this time!  cussing:

Well at least it only has to last until 21st October.  whistle:

Indeed...  cloud9:
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1718 on: May 25, 2011, 08:48:12 PM »
The ex-Lodger called.

Neil Wright. A mate from the village. Married Shirley the sexy lesbian. He was 51. Big man. Brain clot. Died instantly in the Red Lion (Snoopy knows it)

Bad days  noooo:

Farewell "The Big Hitter"
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1719 on: May 25, 2011, 08:52:44 PM »
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1720 on: May 26, 2011, 06:02:48 AM »
Well if you gotta go then that's the way to do it.


Knew a bloke once (Porter at the Open University). Keen darts player and even keener drinker. League match in the uni bar .... scored treble 19, double 16 to win the match and put the team top of the league. Retrieved his darts from the board, drained his pint and dropped down dead with a massive stroke. Even his wife, who was there said "It's the way he would have wanted to go ... darts in one hand, beer in the other, and all his mates applauding his winning arrows" 
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1721 on: May 27, 2011, 04:34:01 PM »
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1722 on: May 27, 2011, 04:37:17 PM »
Neither did I. Sad .... she was really rather good.
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1723 on: May 27, 2011, 05:13:29 PM »
87  eeek: That came as a surprise to me too
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Re: In Memory of "Friends" Departed
« Reply #1724 on: May 27, 2011, 05:14:18 PM »
Another number crossed off on me card  cloud9:
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