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Mr Happy

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« on: May 21, 2007, 10:03:22 PM »
I don't want to be a newbie, don't fancy a wedgie or dishing out my dinner money to Mal er whoops Snoopy.

Do i have to keep posting to get my status up, it'll hurt you more than me.   Can I bribe a mod to be classified as something else 'chief miserable bar steward' for example.   Ohh have we got one of them, i might re-register.   Sod it, any cleaning jobs going, i can speak Polish, tsssssssssss.
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2007, 10:28:51 PM »
10 posts and your emoticons work. Meanwhile I think a potboy is needed.  eeek:
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2007, 10:36:22 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=316. msg3970#msg3970 date=1179786531
10 posts and your emoticons work.  Meanwhile I think a potboy is needed.   eeek:

Are you calling me



Bloody hell can't i post a piccie either?
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2007, 10:39:12 PM »
I don't know about pictures ~ probably the magic 10 posts. Anyway collect the empties I think I heard time being called.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2007, 10:41:26 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=316. msg3972#msg3972 date=1179787152
I don't know about pictures ~ probably the magic 10 posts.  Anyway collect the empties I think I heard time being called.

Yessir, sorrysir, finished your Baileys.

I aint working karioke night!
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2007, 10:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on May 21, 2007, 10:41:26 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=316. msg3972#msg3972 date=1179787152
I don't know about pictures ~ probably the magic 10 posts.  Anyway collect the empties I think I heard time being called.

Yessir, sorrysir, finished your Baileys.

I aint working karioke night!
   

Very good.  ;D
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2007, 10:54:59 PM »
'Evening Mr Happy... it's gone wine o'clock and well past my bed time eyes:

Enjoy the facilities... everyboy else has lol:
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2007, 10:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 21, 2007, 10:54:59 PM
'Evening Mr Happy... it's gone wine o'clock and well past my bed time eyes:

Enjoy the facilities... everyboy else has lol:

Cheers!  17 hours to beer o'clock, unfortunately 9 hours til  Banghead
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2007, 06:20:46 AM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on May 21, 2007, 10:03:22 PM
I don't want to be a newbie, don't fancy a wedgie or dishing out my dinner money to Mal er whoops Snoopy.

Do i have to keep posting to get my status up, it'll hurt you more than me.   Can I bribe a mod to be classified as something else 'chief miserable bar steward' for example.   Ohh have we got one of them, i might re-register.   Sod it, any cleaning jobs going, i can speak Polish, tsssssssssss.
You remain a newbie ?til 50 posts ? until that time expect to have your head pushed down the toilet and flushed.  point:

Mind you, looking at your head we should really have the plumber standing by for such occasions.  rubschin:

I actually wanted to change the newbie thing but Bouncer wouldn?t let me.  noooo:
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2007, 08:00:07 AM »
 sex014 Bouncer is more scarey than  spider:

Why did you remove my standard no sexual whip?  Angry9:
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2007, 08:07:24 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 22, 2007, 08:00:07 AM
sex014 Bouncer is more scarey than  spider:

Why did you remove my standard no sexual whip?  Angry9:
This one?  whip:
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2007, 10:18:30 AM »
I can get in from work  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2007, 10:22:17 AM »
You have a PM
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2007, 10:22:26 AM »
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